1 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:30,250 THE OLDEST PROFESSION 2 00:00:30,460 --> 00:00:33,710 "LOVE THROUGH THE AGES" 3 00:00:38,260 --> 00:00:46,220 THE PREHISTORIC ERA 4 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:51,480 Prehistoric people were very carefree. 5 00:00:51,890 --> 00:00:54,100 In 20,000 years, 6 00:00:54,310 --> 00:01:00,240 scientists will seek our past in their footsteps but won't find much: 7 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:02,070 a few banal artifacts 8 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:06,620 from which they'll try to understand prehistoric man, 9 00:01:06,830 --> 00:01:10,790 but they'll get it all wrong. 10 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:15,290 Actually, prehistoric people were quite similar to us, 11 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:20,090 with certain differences that give them prehistoric charm. 12 00:01:21,010 --> 00:01:22,880 They're very clever. 13 00:01:23,090 --> 00:01:25,970 They soon discovered an important fact. 14 00:01:26,180 --> 00:01:28,220 There are two kinds of living creatures: 15 00:01:28,430 --> 00:01:30,310 male 16 00:01:31,020 --> 00:01:33,350 and female. 17 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:36,860 This discovery gave them great satisfaction 18 00:01:37,060 --> 00:01:41,190 and provided an agreeable seasonal pastime. 19 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:44,610 Each time the sun arrives at a certain point on the horizon, 20 00:01:44,820 --> 00:01:48,830 they play "Catch Me If You Can." 21 00:01:49,330 --> 00:01:53,750 They join their bodies in a way of their own invention. 22 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:57,170 With commendable understanding and cooperation, 23 00:01:57,380 --> 00:02:02,210 they share everything: men, women, and children. 24 00:02:02,630 --> 00:02:07,260 They couple briefly without unnecessary complications. 25 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:09,720 Life in the tribe is peaceful. 26 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:14,680 It would've stayed that way if it weren't for Brit, 27 00:02:14,890 --> 00:02:18,730 a pleasant girl, but very troubling. 28 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:28,780 It's as if Brit knows things the others don't. 29 00:02:28,990 --> 00:02:33,080 But what things? Where did she learn them? 30 00:02:33,290 --> 00:02:36,080 We don't have the answers, at least for now. 31 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:38,920 But it's clear that Brit doesn't play like the others. 32 00:02:39,130 --> 00:02:40,670 She refuses the communal rules. 33 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:44,800 Brit is the New Wave of the Stone Age. 34 00:02:45,010 --> 00:02:48,180 In these parts, strange birds lay bizarre eggs 35 00:02:48,390 --> 00:02:50,470 containing the colors of their feathers. 36 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:54,350 Thus, yolks can be red, blue, 37 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,430 and sometimes even yellow. 38 00:02:56,640 --> 00:03:00,110 Brit makes the boys have egg on their face. 39 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:05,530 Funny girl. Will she ruin the carefree life of prehistoric man? 40 00:03:05,740 --> 00:03:06,900 Rak! 41 00:03:18,670 --> 00:03:21,750 - Where are you? - Over here. 42 00:03:23,130 --> 00:03:25,510 You're late, Brit, as usual. 43 00:03:25,710 --> 00:03:28,760 It's not my fault. I was running and there were... 44 00:03:28,970 --> 00:03:30,220 One, two, three... 45 00:03:30,430 --> 00:03:31,550 Here they come. 46 00:03:35,390 --> 00:03:37,060 Can't you leave her alone? 47 00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:39,310 Let me see. 48 00:03:42,110 --> 00:03:45,400 - Did they color themselves for you? - No, I did it. 49 00:03:45,610 --> 00:03:46,570 Well done. 50 00:03:46,780 --> 00:03:49,240 Go. She's mating with me. See you later. 51 00:03:56,830 --> 00:04:00,120 Now they're fighting over you. Let's get to work. 52 00:04:00,330 --> 00:04:04,090 You know it's mating season. Make up your mind. 53 00:04:04,290 --> 00:04:05,880 Pick two or three. 54 00:04:06,090 --> 00:04:09,800 - I don't want to make love. - But it's so relaxing! 55 00:04:11,890 --> 00:04:13,260 That depends. 56 00:04:14,050 --> 00:04:17,350 It's probably not much fun when you don't want to. 57 00:04:18,270 --> 00:04:20,230 And after, the children... 58 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,020 Hold the pose. 59 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:26,520 What do you mean, children? 60 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:29,610 Nothing. Just an idea. 61 00:04:29,820 --> 00:04:31,070 What idea? 62 00:04:32,570 --> 00:04:34,950 - Children... - Hold still. 63 00:04:35,660 --> 00:04:37,830 What do children have to do with it? 64 00:04:39,410 --> 00:04:42,710 Everything. That's how they're made. 65 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:46,000 Like this? 66 00:04:51,550 --> 00:04:53,930 How can you say such silly things? 67 00:04:54,140 --> 00:04:56,640 Everyone knows where children come from. 68 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,980 It's the sun, the thunder, 69 00:05:00,390 --> 00:05:02,230 the eagle flying by. 70 00:05:02,850 --> 00:05:06,400 It's the rain. It's a fact, ask any woman. 71 00:05:06,610 --> 00:05:09,320 "This child came in the morning from the mountains, then..." 72 00:05:11,570 --> 00:05:15,030 "I fell asleep like usual. I didn't feel a thing, then..." 73 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,370 Watch out, you're getting superstitious. 74 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,250 Anything can make a child, except men. 75 00:05:23,460 --> 00:05:25,380 It's men. 76 00:05:25,580 --> 00:05:28,210 Just hold still. 77 00:05:28,630 --> 00:05:31,130 Where did you get such an idea? 78 00:05:31,340 --> 00:05:34,220 - From watching the sheep. - The sheep? 79 00:05:34,930 --> 00:05:37,010 They also mate, 80 00:05:37,220 --> 00:05:40,060 and after five moons, they always have lambs. 81 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:41,560 I've seen it. 82 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,190 No, Brit. 83 00:05:45,020 --> 00:05:47,810 Sheep? You're crazy! 84 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:51,780 Besides, sheep are sheep. I'm nothing like them. 85 00:05:51,990 --> 00:05:55,700 - Why not? - Because I'm not made like sheep! 86 00:05:55,910 --> 00:05:57,450 Haven't you noticed? 87 00:05:57,660 --> 00:06:01,750 Ask a sheep to draw your portrait. They can't. 88 00:06:01,950 --> 00:06:05,500 - We're children of the sun. - So are sheep. 89 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:07,920 Brit, this won't end well. 90 00:06:08,420 --> 00:06:11,090 I'm not in the mood to paint. Come on. 91 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:16,300 Want to mate with me? Get it out of the way? 92 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:17,510 No. 93 00:06:18,350 --> 00:06:20,390 Maybe. Not now. 94 00:06:20,850 --> 00:06:23,640 Let's go for a walk. I'll teach you something. 95 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:25,270 Come on. 96 00:06:27,810 --> 00:06:29,940 Look how sweet. 97 00:06:33,940 --> 00:06:37,030 With your idea, you'll ruin all their fun. 98 00:06:38,570 --> 00:06:40,330 Tell no one that silly idea of yours. 99 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:42,450 - Even if it's true? - Yes. But it's not. 100 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:44,250 Look. 101 00:06:44,450 --> 00:06:46,330 Don't ever tell them, Brit. 102 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,710 - Why not? Would they kill me? - Worse. They'd believe you. 103 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:50,420 - So? - It'd be awful. 104 00:06:50,630 --> 00:06:53,250 The men would want to keep the children they believe they made 105 00:06:53,460 --> 00:06:55,260 and the women too. 106 00:06:56,420 --> 00:06:58,760 - And then? - It would be hellish. 107 00:06:58,970 --> 00:07:01,220 Today, the children belong to the tribe, 108 00:07:01,430 --> 00:07:04,390 the men to all the women, the women to all the men. 109 00:07:04,890 --> 00:07:08,100 Don't you see? Your idea would end all that. 110 00:07:10,980 --> 00:07:11,980 Look. 111 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:18,860 Brit! 112 00:07:20,410 --> 00:07:23,160 Now that I've explained, will you mate with me? 113 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:24,700 No. 114 00:07:28,830 --> 00:07:31,670 It's the man from the sea! Good-bye! 115 00:07:32,420 --> 00:07:34,250 Brit! You're leaving me? 116 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:39,220 If you don't tell anyone your idea, I'll give you a lovely present! 117 00:07:51,230 --> 00:07:53,860 Stand back, children. 118 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:57,440 Be good or a dinosaur will eat you. 119 00:07:57,650 --> 00:08:00,070 No pushing, please. It's only for grown-ups. 120 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:03,490 I've got everything you need. 121 00:08:06,870 --> 00:08:09,580 Come one and all! 122 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:14,380 I have so many treasures, but not for long. Hurry up! 123 00:08:14,590 --> 00:08:17,300 Take a look at my beautiful things for trade. 124 00:08:17,510 --> 00:08:19,760 I'll trade this lovely necklace for two chickens. 125 00:08:19,970 --> 00:08:23,050 Not so fast! If you want the necklace, give me... 126 00:08:24,140 --> 00:08:25,260 Hello. 127 00:08:25,930 --> 00:08:27,180 You're Brit? 128 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:30,350 What do you want? 129 00:08:30,730 --> 00:08:33,310 A comb? This necklace? 130 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,440 Authentic ostrich tooth, very rare. 131 00:08:35,650 --> 00:08:38,860 - What do you want? - You. Come with me. 132 00:08:39,070 --> 00:08:40,700 - When? - Now. 133 00:08:41,450 --> 00:08:42,910 No, tomorrow. 134 00:08:43,110 --> 00:08:44,820 You know, as men go, 135 00:08:45,660 --> 00:08:47,580 I'm a tough egg to crack. 136 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:51,960 I'm in high demand. Put your name on the list and you might get a turn. 137 00:08:52,830 --> 00:08:54,000 So sorry. 138 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:57,750 Brit! 139 00:09:02,380 --> 00:09:04,300 How about this hat? 140 00:09:07,010 --> 00:09:07,930 Isn't it cute? 141 00:09:08,140 --> 00:09:10,770 He doesn't want me! 142 00:09:10,980 --> 00:09:13,060 He goes with all the others, but not me. 143 00:09:13,270 --> 00:09:14,900 Tomorrow, he said. 144 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:16,690 Can you believe that? 145 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:19,440 Until tomorrow, mate with me. 146 00:09:19,650 --> 00:09:23,030 No! He's the one I want. 147 00:09:23,570 --> 00:09:26,990 You promised me a gift. Give me the man from the sea. 148 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:30,540 Right now! I want him right now! 149 00:09:31,330 --> 00:09:34,120 I want to hit him, bite him on the nose. 150 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,790 I want him to beg forgiveness. 151 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:39,420 Oh, the brute! 152 00:09:40,590 --> 00:09:41,630 I love him! 153 00:09:49,140 --> 00:09:50,310 "Love him"? 154 00:09:51,350 --> 00:09:52,430 What does that mean? 155 00:09:53,770 --> 00:09:55,020 Love... 156 00:09:56,190 --> 00:09:57,560 I don't know. 157 00:10:04,740 --> 00:10:08,160 Rak, why did he refuse me? 158 00:10:09,330 --> 00:10:11,120 Am I that ugly? 159 00:10:12,370 --> 00:10:15,540 You're uglier and dirtier than one of my creations. 160 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:20,340 Creations... 161 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,300 Light! 162 00:10:22,510 --> 00:10:26,430 In these new modern caves, you can't see a thing. 163 00:10:26,630 --> 00:10:27,760 Wait. 164 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:31,220 Close your eyes. No, open them. 165 00:10:32,390 --> 00:10:33,680 Hold it. 166 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:37,190 Wait, like that. 167 00:10:42,070 --> 00:10:43,230 Yes! 168 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,240 That's it! 169 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:49,780 What a great idea! 170 00:10:49,990 --> 00:10:54,040 Brit, I'll make you a present, although you haven't earned it. 171 00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:55,540 Come with me. 172 00:10:56,540 --> 00:10:57,870 Over there. 173 00:10:58,580 --> 00:10:59,830 Sit down. 174 00:11:03,670 --> 00:11:06,720 You're pretty, but I'll make you beautiful. 175 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:09,970 Don't worry, I'll take care of everything. 176 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:14,640 Stay like that. Inspire me. 177 00:11:17,230 --> 00:11:18,310 Yellow. 178 00:11:18,940 --> 00:11:19,730 Blue. 179 00:11:22,270 --> 00:11:25,070 Who knows, Brit? This idea... 180 00:11:25,820 --> 00:11:28,110 Hold still. 181 00:11:28,570 --> 00:11:31,990 ...about children and sheep. 182 00:11:32,370 --> 00:11:34,160 I've thought it over. 183 00:11:35,450 --> 00:11:38,370 I'm absolutely certain you mustn't tell anyone. 184 00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:41,380 Stay like that. Forget that nonsense. 185 00:11:43,210 --> 00:11:45,510 Think only of being beautiful. 186 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:51,890 Beautiful to please men, and now you won't refuse them. 187 00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:53,430 Close your eyes. 188 00:11:57,390 --> 00:11:59,600 Your sheep won't recognize you! 189 00:11:59,810 --> 00:12:01,900 Neither will the man from the sea. 190 00:12:05,150 --> 00:12:10,660 Sheep mate because they must, but we do it for pleasure. 191 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,490 That changes everything. 192 00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:40,180 - How about tonight? - I told you, no. 193 00:12:42,770 --> 00:12:45,690 - You seemed willing before. - I don't feel like it now. 194 00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:54,120 What a shame. 195 00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:56,910 Listen, Brit. 196 00:12:57,370 --> 00:12:59,500 Listen, all of you, this is serious! 197 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:05,500 You know you can count on my discretion, but some things get around. 198 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:08,880 All your neighbors will say... 199 00:13:10,010 --> 00:13:11,840 that your women... 200 00:13:13,090 --> 00:13:15,930 refuse themselves to men who offer themselves. 201 00:13:16,470 --> 00:13:18,970 They'll say you're immoral! 202 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:27,360 What can you do? 203 00:13:30,570 --> 00:13:31,990 Want me to sing? 204 00:13:34,490 --> 00:13:35,780 To dance? 205 00:13:37,370 --> 00:13:40,240 - You're not very strong. - Me? 206 00:13:42,710 --> 00:13:45,420 Who's the strongest? 207 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:47,880 Watch. 208 00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:04,350 Well? 209 00:14:13,030 --> 00:14:14,700 Is that all you can do? 210 00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:02,600 Brit. 211 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,600 No. Another time. 212 00:16:06,890 --> 00:16:10,520 When you come back, if I feel like it. 213 00:16:13,650 --> 00:16:16,940 What do you want, Brit? 214 00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:55,820 I am rich, very rich. 215 00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:01,950 After tomorrow's trading, I'll be even richer. 216 00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:08,080 One necklace, 217 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,790 two necklaces... 218 00:17:12,420 --> 00:17:14,170 three necklaces... 219 00:17:14,710 --> 00:17:16,670 Shall I dance for you? 220 00:17:46,780 --> 00:17:49,910 What are you up to now? You're even crazier than before. 221 00:17:50,490 --> 00:17:52,160 Were you a hit tonight? 222 00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,420 Where did you trade all that? 223 00:18:05,090 --> 00:18:06,680 Did you steal them? 224 00:18:07,930 --> 00:18:10,510 From the stranger, the man from the sea? 225 00:18:11,770 --> 00:18:13,560 Tell me what happened. 226 00:18:15,810 --> 00:18:17,100 Tell me. 227 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,610 He gave me everything. 228 00:18:23,110 --> 00:18:25,200 - Everything! - Why? 229 00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:29,740 To spend the night with me. 230 00:18:31,370 --> 00:18:33,290 To spend the night with you? 231 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,230 And then bang, bang... 232 00:18:58,480 --> 00:18:59,900 Unbelievable. 233 00:19:05,490 --> 00:19:06,780 Rak. 234 00:19:06,990 --> 00:19:09,240 About the children and the sheep, 235 00:19:10,030 --> 00:19:11,160 you were right. 236 00:19:15,910 --> 00:19:17,920 We're very different. 237 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:27,510 Now that's an important discovery! 238 00:19:41,770 --> 00:19:46,360 ROMAN NIGHTS 239 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:52,200 Tonight I sing of one whose supernatural beauty 240 00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:54,870 sets aflutter the hearts of poets. 241 00:19:55,080 --> 00:20:00,290 Tonight I sing the praise of one who, as virtuous as Juno, 242 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,960 as wise as Minerva, 243 00:20:03,170 --> 00:20:07,050 as dazzling as Venus rising from the sea foam, 244 00:20:07,260 --> 00:20:09,340 is the toast of the Roman Empire. 245 00:20:09,550 --> 00:20:13,470 Yes, I sing of the spouse of our venerated Caesar. 246 00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:16,680 Compared to her, the most famous beauties pale, 247 00:20:16,890 --> 00:20:19,940 although they were the pride of our city. 248 00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:24,440 She puts to shame Camilla, Lucretia, 249 00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:27,070 Cornelia, Calpurnia, 250 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,700 Pompeia, Julia - 251 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,410 - I'm not finished yet. - Is there much more? 252 00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:35,530 The list of beauties is long, Caesar. 253 00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:38,700 - Shall I go on? - No. Call the minstrels - 254 00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:42,120 - No, the dancers. - The dancers, quickly! 255 00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:48,460 To your poems I prefer the beauty of the one who inspires them. 256 00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:34,510 The emperor's feasts used to be lavish. 257 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,720 Now the tradition's dying. It's more and more frugal. 258 00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:40,350 When I leave the palace, I'm still hungry. 259 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:44,900 This is the first empress to watch dancers with a professional eye. 260 00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:49,610 They say that when Caesar met her, she was a mere ballerina. 261 00:21:50,150 --> 00:21:52,360 That foreigner is quite a climber. 262 00:21:52,570 --> 00:21:56,070 Her exotic accent amuses the emperor. 263 00:22:19,350 --> 00:22:22,220 It seems the emperor is in financial difficulty. 264 00:22:22,730 --> 00:22:25,640 He now refuses to lend us money. 265 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,650 Instead, he asks to borrow from us. 266 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,070 The gods are no longer with us. 267 00:22:31,690 --> 00:22:33,400 You call this a dance troupe? 268 00:22:33,610 --> 00:22:37,660 Tonight it's a solo performance. But it's splendid. 269 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,700 And you call that an orchestra? 270 00:22:42,910 --> 00:22:47,080 I thought a small orchestra would be more intimate. 271 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:51,300 - And the drummers? - They promised they'd come, Caesar. 272 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:54,510 And my rose petals? I want to be showered in rose petals! 273 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,930 I'll send for them right away. 274 00:23:01,810 --> 00:23:04,270 Bring the rose petals. Hurry! 275 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:08,310 - The petals are all gone. - What? We had plenty. 276 00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:19,410 - The rose petals? - Eaten by a hungry slave. 277 00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:21,530 Catch him and feed him to the eels! 278 00:23:21,740 --> 00:23:24,790 The last three eels were served to tonight's guests. 279 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,460 Silence! I don't want to hear it! 280 00:23:27,660 --> 00:23:32,250 Have him devoured! Remember who's in charge here: me! 281 00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:35,090 - Caesar. - Yes, Domitilla? 282 00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:38,590 - I'd like to retire. - As you wish. Give me a kiss. 283 00:23:47,230 --> 00:23:48,730 Don't be too long. 284 00:23:58,530 --> 00:24:00,240 Everybody out! 285 00:24:00,450 --> 00:24:02,700 Get out, everyone, quickly! I feel a tantrum coming on. 286 00:24:02,910 --> 00:24:04,990 Don't bother saying good-bye. My time is precious. 287 00:24:05,450 --> 00:24:06,700 No, you stay. 288 00:24:06,910 --> 00:24:08,750 I salute you, Caesar. 289 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,710 - Good-bye. - A wonderful evening. 290 00:24:14,710 --> 00:24:16,170 Thank you and good night. 291 00:24:16,710 --> 00:24:19,170 That means you too! Everybody out! 292 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:24,890 Have you eaten? 293 00:24:26,390 --> 00:24:28,230 That's right, you recited while we ate. 294 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,600 Poets are always hungry, true? 295 00:24:32,690 --> 00:24:36,110 Some fruit from my garden? I just got some grapes. 296 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,110 Where did they go? They must've been eaten. 297 00:24:38,690 --> 00:24:39,700 Come. 298 00:24:43,570 --> 00:24:45,700 There they are. Eat. 299 00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:00,050 They're having fun outside. 300 00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:04,010 Dancing in the streets. 301 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,310 The people enjoy themselves. 302 00:25:09,810 --> 00:25:12,390 Ever since I set foot in this palace, I've been bored. 303 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,940 It's been four months since I lost my legions in Africa. 304 00:25:15,150 --> 00:25:18,690 - I suppose a war would amuse you? - Peace is bad for the empire. 305 00:25:20,070 --> 00:25:23,740 You're right. The Romans are losing their virility. 306 00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:28,080 In the time of Augustus, the games had up to 10,000 fighters, 307 00:25:28,290 --> 00:25:30,450 and slaves finished off the losers with hammers. 308 00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:32,580 Back then, they knew how to have fun. 309 00:25:32,790 --> 00:25:36,250 It's the same with love. It's so monotonous now. 310 00:25:36,460 --> 00:25:40,550 I lie beside the empress, but what I need is a temptress. 311 00:25:41,510 --> 00:25:42,970 I'm so bored. 312 00:25:44,430 --> 00:25:47,260 All you need is a little titillation. 313 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:50,890 You need new sensations to stimulate you. 314 00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:53,230 In such a case, 315 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,100 you call on certain beauties who know their trade... 316 00:25:57,150 --> 00:25:59,690 true specialists! 317 00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:03,030 - You know some? - There are places they can be found. 318 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:07,990 At the Greek's, there's a dizzying array of exceptional harlots. 319 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:12,200 Exceptionally expensive too, but the atmosphere is so elegant. 320 00:26:12,410 --> 00:26:15,000 We discuss art and poetry. 321 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:19,840 Poetry sounds great. I'll say good night to the empress. 322 00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:29,220 Well? 323 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:31,470 Well, what? 324 00:26:33,230 --> 00:26:35,230 Caesar, have you nothing to say? 325 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:38,480 Me? No. 326 00:26:45,740 --> 00:26:48,570 I'm sorry, but duty calls. 327 00:26:48,780 --> 00:26:53,000 I must work with my poet on my speech for tomorrow. 328 00:26:53,950 --> 00:26:56,160 Tomorrow will be quite a day. 329 00:26:56,370 --> 00:26:59,130 You could make tonight quite a night. 330 00:27:00,630 --> 00:27:02,300 I must think of the empire. 331 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:05,670 - You and your empire... - Yes, I'm quite exceptional. 332 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,220 What gorgeous jewels! Where did you get those? 333 00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:11,890 They must've cost a fortune. 334 00:27:12,390 --> 00:27:16,890 No, I got a fantastic deal. You wouldn't believe the price. 335 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,060 I'm glad to hear it. 336 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,110 But now I must work. 337 00:27:23,780 --> 00:27:27,490 Don't wait up. I'll surely be quite late. 338 00:27:28,070 --> 00:27:29,570 Give me a kiss? 339 00:27:53,390 --> 00:27:57,310 During the three days of Saturnalia, it's total licentiousness. 340 00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:00,730 The latest trend is to parade through the streets. 341 00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:03,270 The boys dress as girls and the girls dress as boys, 342 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:04,980 so be careful, Caesar - 343 00:28:05,190 --> 00:28:07,990 Don't call me that. I'm incognito. 344 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,200 But where is the Greek's? I'm getting impatient. 345 00:28:10,410 --> 00:28:13,280 - It's just over there. - So it is! 346 00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:19,120 As I was saying, you need to be careful. 347 00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:21,670 With those disguises, I was fooled last night. 348 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:25,050 I saw a pretty girl, and I thought, "That's a boy." 349 00:28:25,250 --> 00:28:27,960 But it wasn't! I checked. It was a girl! 350 00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:30,260 Isn't that funny? 351 00:28:31,430 --> 00:28:35,060 Excuse me, Caesar. If I'm so familiar, it's to keep you incognito. 352 00:28:35,260 --> 00:28:38,100 I'll introduce you to the Greek. She's a woman of the world. 353 00:28:38,310 --> 00:28:40,060 - Where is her house? - It's an exceptional place. 354 00:28:40,270 --> 00:28:42,480 The Roman elite discusses philosophy there every night. 355 00:28:42,690 --> 00:28:45,360 I don't know what posterity will make of us. 356 00:28:45,570 --> 00:28:49,280 They might say we were indecent, 357 00:28:49,490 --> 00:28:51,240 but they couldn't deny we knew how to live. 358 00:28:51,450 --> 00:28:54,830 My reign will go down in history as one of the rare gay periods. 359 00:28:59,660 --> 00:29:01,330 Is your mistress in? 360 00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:03,960 She's always here for you and your friends. 361 00:29:04,170 --> 00:29:06,040 Enter, dear friend. 362 00:29:22,060 --> 00:29:24,190 I like it already. 363 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,780 Why are you so late tonight? 364 00:29:29,990 --> 00:29:32,530 I was stuck at one of those boring - 365 00:29:36,870 --> 00:29:39,870 My dear, you grow more attractive each day. 366 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,540 I can see why our girls are so crazy about you. 367 00:29:44,290 --> 00:29:46,460 What an attractive crowd! 368 00:29:50,130 --> 00:29:53,970 An elegant clientele, but too well behaved. 369 00:29:54,430 --> 00:29:58,310 - Just wait until things heat up. - I certainly hope so. 370 00:29:58,850 --> 00:30:01,850 This evening had better end in an orgy. 371 00:30:02,350 --> 00:30:04,270 A good old Roman orgy! 372 00:31:03,450 --> 00:31:06,540 What a handsome man. One of your friends, Menippo? 373 00:31:06,750 --> 00:31:09,250 Yes, a friend who's visiting, 374 00:31:09,460 --> 00:31:11,960 a military man here for some relaxation. 375 00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:14,550 Allow me to present Madame Minerva. 376 00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:16,420 Such smooth hands! 377 00:31:18,390 --> 00:31:21,220 - You must be a general. - Excellent guess. 378 00:31:21,430 --> 00:31:24,600 Thank you, Menippo, for bringing such a distinguished friend. 379 00:31:24,810 --> 00:31:27,060 I'll welcome him with every honor due to his rank. 380 00:31:27,270 --> 00:31:32,320 If he wishes, I can give him a marvelous companion, dazzling, 381 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,610 with an incredible body. 382 00:31:34,820 --> 00:31:37,900 - Where is she? - I understand your impatience. 383 00:31:38,740 --> 00:31:41,950 Elvira, take our guest to the Oriental. 384 00:31:45,410 --> 00:31:49,040 While I'm gone, recite some poetry in honor of beauty. 385 00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:53,250 Good luck, General. 386 00:31:55,670 --> 00:31:57,380 Follow me. 387 00:32:02,930 --> 00:32:06,390 - The senator wants a Negress next. - He can't get enough! 388 00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:12,690 She's in there. 389 00:32:12,900 --> 00:32:14,730 - The Oriental? - Yes. 390 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:18,400 And don't forget my tip. 391 00:32:19,070 --> 00:32:20,450 Now go. 392 00:32:39,220 --> 00:32:41,470 Don't be afraid. Come in. 393 00:32:42,430 --> 00:32:43,510 Are you the Oriental? 394 00:33:05,620 --> 00:33:08,370 - What's your name? - It's Domitilla, 395 00:33:08,580 --> 00:33:10,290 and I'm the empress! 396 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:16,500 - What are you doing here? - Pig! Sex maniac! Pervert! 397 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,420 Quiet, everyone will hear. 398 00:33:19,010 --> 00:33:20,550 You thought I believed your lies? 399 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:24,010 "Darling, tomorrow I give a speech for the empire." 400 00:33:24,220 --> 00:33:24,970 Empire? 401 00:33:25,180 --> 00:33:28,560 Then I find you here! You're nothing but a pig! 402 00:33:28,770 --> 00:33:31,270 - They'll hear you. - I hope they do! 403 00:33:32,140 --> 00:33:33,900 Domitilla! 404 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:38,020 You lied to me. Then I find you here in this den of sin. 405 00:33:38,230 --> 00:33:40,030 You were here before me. 406 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:43,950 Because I followed you, to trap you. I'll yell to the whole forum. 407 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:48,370 Caesar Flavius is a pig! He is the dishonor of Rome! 408 00:33:48,580 --> 00:33:52,000 Will you be quiet? My opponents will hear! 409 00:33:52,210 --> 00:33:54,870 Perhaps. The women will take my side. 410 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:59,420 A lying husband can only lead to a catastrophe! 411 00:33:59,630 --> 00:34:01,720 Forgive me, darling. How about a gift? 412 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:05,510 - Cleopatra's necklaces? - I don't want that old stuff. 413 00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:09,510 - I'll give you the imperial treasury. - It's empty! 414 00:34:09,890 --> 00:34:12,640 Don't try to bribe me as if I were one of these whores! 415 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:25,410 But... 416 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:34,290 You're beautiful. 417 00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:40,750 And your anger makes you even more beautiful. 418 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:44,220 I'm beautiful, but you sleep with other women. 419 00:34:44,420 --> 00:34:48,050 I see you with new eyes! You're a tigress! 420 00:34:48,260 --> 00:34:51,220 Let me tame you! 421 00:34:51,430 --> 00:34:54,480 - What are you doing? - Come closer, I've something to tell you. 422 00:34:54,850 --> 00:34:58,730 - At home, you're not so talkative. - Tonight, I swear I could talk all night. 423 00:34:59,940 --> 00:35:03,320 - Besides, I've paid. - So what are you waiting for? 424 00:35:03,530 --> 00:35:06,450 Forgive me, my darling. 425 00:35:06,650 --> 00:35:10,740 I don't know why I said that. 426 00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:15,960 You're so handsome. 427 00:35:16,790 --> 00:35:18,790 Yes, I am. 428 00:35:23,460 --> 00:35:26,720 - Priscilla. - Yes? 429 00:35:26,930 --> 00:35:28,890 Give the Oriental her money when she leaves. 430 00:35:29,090 --> 00:35:32,640 - The Oriental, very well. - Don't let the general see. 431 00:35:37,770 --> 00:35:39,440 Come on. 432 00:35:39,650 --> 00:35:42,820 - Happy? - Of course. Just a bit tired. 433 00:35:43,020 --> 00:35:45,780 Why did you dress up as an Oriental? 434 00:35:47,650 --> 00:35:49,450 I wanted to please you. 435 00:35:49,950 --> 00:35:51,990 I wanted to save our love. 436 00:35:53,870 --> 00:35:57,290 I ran to there to revive our passion. 437 00:35:57,500 --> 00:36:02,170 - How did you know I'd be there? - Everyone knows you visit such places. 438 00:36:02,380 --> 00:36:05,840 I might've gone to Sabulla's two or three times... 439 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:10,010 Okay, five times. But this was my first visit to the Greek's. 440 00:36:10,220 --> 00:36:11,890 You're lying again. 441 00:36:12,100 --> 00:36:13,890 It's the truth, Domitilla. 442 00:36:16,140 --> 00:36:19,770 I've never been to the Greek's before, but I intend to go back often. 443 00:36:19,980 --> 00:36:22,060 - Go back? - With you. 444 00:36:24,570 --> 00:36:27,490 - At the Greek's, it was very arousing. - Darling! 445 00:36:28,990 --> 00:36:31,410 I know what's wrong. Our bed is too high. 446 00:36:31,610 --> 00:36:32,910 Caesar! 447 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,330 The one at the Greek's was lower. I'll buy it. 448 00:36:35,540 --> 00:36:38,620 - Domitilla, lie down with me. - I'm so tired. 449 00:36:38,830 --> 00:36:41,670 Of course you are. Let me help you with that. 450 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,840 What a marvelous night! 451 00:36:45,710 --> 00:36:48,420 For three pieces of gold, I rediscovered our love. 452 00:36:58,060 --> 00:36:59,060 Unbelievable... 453 00:37:02,730 --> 00:37:04,520 Even empresses do it. 454 00:37:06,070 --> 00:37:07,780 Now that's a profession with a future! 455 00:37:37,510 --> 00:37:41,770 Fresh fish! Lovely carp! Down with the aristocrats! 456 00:37:41,980 --> 00:37:43,980 Fraternal salutations, Citizen Mimi. 457 00:37:45,150 --> 00:37:46,940 - How much? - Two sous. 458 00:37:47,980 --> 00:37:49,150 Too expensive. 459 00:37:50,990 --> 00:37:53,030 Mimi! 460 00:37:53,610 --> 00:37:54,740 You again? 461 00:37:55,370 --> 00:37:56,620 Please, Mimi. 462 00:37:56,820 --> 00:37:59,040 - You don't have any money. - I've got two sous. 463 00:37:59,910 --> 00:38:01,660 Then you'll get two sous' worth. 464 00:38:03,460 --> 00:38:04,870 Don't dawdle. 465 00:38:25,940 --> 00:38:28,610 SAY THANK YOU 466 00:38:33,860 --> 00:38:36,030 - Charity, citizen? - Loafer. 467 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:37,570 You old miser! 468 00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:39,990 Miser? 469 00:38:40,540 --> 00:38:43,290 Rat eater, puke stocking, flea trap! 470 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:45,210 Filthy toad! 471 00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:47,540 What is this republic coming to? 472 00:38:50,170 --> 00:38:53,170 - Where does that girl Mimi live? - Hold on. Upstairs. 473 00:38:59,220 --> 00:39:02,680 - Stop yelling, Toinette, I'm right here. - Oh, Mimi. 474 00:39:03,930 --> 00:39:07,350 - What is it? - A man. He's brought a bed. 475 00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,610 They bring their own now! 476 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:13,530 A present from Citizen Arthur, 477 00:39:13,740 --> 00:39:16,860 secretary of the Subcommittee of Servant Reclassification. My boss. 478 00:39:17,070 --> 00:39:18,910 - Adorable! - Who, me? 479 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:20,240 No, the bed. 480 00:39:20,450 --> 00:39:22,240 He treats you right. So classy! 481 00:39:22,450 --> 00:39:24,410 - Who, me? - No, the bed. 482 00:39:24,620 --> 00:39:27,670 You always get the good ones. Not me. 483 00:39:27,870 --> 00:39:30,880 Watch your mouth and think big. That's the secret. 484 00:39:31,090 --> 00:39:34,340 Hurry up. I'd rather be in it than carrying it. 485 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:36,800 Bring it upstairs. 486 00:39:41,510 --> 00:39:43,680 They send you gifts. You've got nice clients. 487 00:39:43,890 --> 00:39:47,640 Nice, but not very distinguished. Nobodies. 488 00:39:47,850 --> 00:39:49,900 I've always dreamt of having a gentleman. 489 00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:52,980 All I get is executioners, jailers, court clerks, 490 00:39:53,190 --> 00:39:56,240 and secretaries of subcommittees of reclassifying... whatever. 491 00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,030 I never get any nobles. 492 00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:01,740 How about my tip? Shall I take it in kind? 493 00:40:04,330 --> 00:40:07,210 What naughty girls! You cheer me up. 494 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:12,590 Nice guy. I'd better run. I've got clients coming. 495 00:40:19,970 --> 00:40:21,510 What are you doing there? 496 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,600 - My name's Philibert. - So what? 497 00:40:23,810 --> 00:40:27,270 I'm looking for Mademoiselle Mimi. I hope you're her. 498 00:40:28,140 --> 00:40:30,140 I am. Why? 499 00:40:31,100 --> 00:40:33,360 A friend gave me your address. 500 00:40:34,770 --> 00:40:36,860 He wasn't lying. You're magnificent. 501 00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:42,490 I saw you come up the stairs as light as a cloud, a fairy. 502 00:40:45,410 --> 00:40:46,830 Follow me. 503 00:40:55,290 --> 00:40:57,420 Keep out of sight and wait for me. 504 00:41:02,010 --> 00:41:04,510 There you are! Do you like it? 505 00:41:05,050 --> 00:41:07,770 - Is it marble? - Could I lift it if it were? 506 00:41:07,970 --> 00:41:09,430 Put it here. 507 00:41:11,770 --> 00:41:15,110 Mimi, you dirty girl! 508 00:41:17,020 --> 00:41:20,740 Joseph, a republican commissioner should show self-control. 509 00:41:20,950 --> 00:41:22,450 You behave like a beast. 510 00:41:22,660 --> 00:41:24,870 I can't help myself. I'm on fire! 511 00:41:25,070 --> 00:41:28,330 - When can we... - Joseph. 512 00:41:28,540 --> 00:41:30,580 When can we get married? 513 00:41:30,790 --> 00:41:32,750 - How was work? - Quite good. 514 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,380 I rounded up about a dozen. 515 00:41:34,580 --> 00:41:39,920 A count, three dukes, a marquis, some sympathizers. 516 00:41:40,510 --> 00:41:43,090 Enough to put on a fine show. 517 00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:46,800 Look! 518 00:41:48,850 --> 00:41:50,430 They've just beheaded another. 519 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,900 - And my money? - That's all you care about. 520 00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:57,480 Here. You wanted an apartment in a nice area, you got it. 521 00:41:57,690 --> 00:41:59,530 A window overlooking the guillotine, you got it. 522 00:41:59,730 --> 00:42:01,900 - Still renting it out? - As long as they cut off heads! 523 00:42:02,110 --> 00:42:04,990 That window is steady income. We can get married soon. 524 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,280 Why not? 525 00:42:06,490 --> 00:42:09,040 I give you everything and get nothing in return. 526 00:42:09,490 --> 00:42:11,870 Don't you like me anymore? 527 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:16,420 I don't like that a commissioner sleeps with his intended bride 528 00:42:16,630 --> 00:42:18,500 as if she were a trollop. 529 00:42:20,420 --> 00:42:21,920 Marriage is a sacrament. 530 00:42:22,510 --> 00:42:23,840 I must think it over. 531 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:26,390 I'd better be going. 532 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,760 - Shall I bring you a little gift? - Yes. 533 00:42:29,970 --> 00:42:32,140 - A piece of furniture? - Fine, fine. 534 00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:34,310 See you next week? 535 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,730 - Don't do anything I wouldn't do. - What? 536 00:42:40,940 --> 00:42:43,400 You know what I mean. 537 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:46,820 I may be old, but I'm not blind. 538 00:42:47,660 --> 00:42:49,240 What a dirty girl! 539 00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:33,040 Did you come here for the window or for me? 540 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:35,540 For you. 541 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,130 I don't have many musicians in my clientele. 542 00:43:40,330 --> 00:43:43,000 Mostly businessmen, people with money. 543 00:43:45,050 --> 00:43:46,300 Money! 544 00:43:48,010 --> 00:43:49,430 Know what I mean? 545 00:43:56,640 --> 00:44:00,810 It's kind of you to visit, but I'm expecting a Corsican captain. 546 00:44:01,020 --> 00:44:03,820 A young man with a future. We may get married. So let's hurry. 547 00:44:05,780 --> 00:44:07,400 I hope he's not early. 548 00:44:07,610 --> 00:44:10,570 I've already had two clients, he makes three, 549 00:44:10,780 --> 00:44:12,410 the other makes four... 550 00:44:12,620 --> 00:44:13,580 What's he doing? 551 00:44:13,780 --> 00:44:17,870 Four clients, four louis each... How much is that? 552 00:44:18,660 --> 00:44:21,710 Four times four is sixteen. 553 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,340 Did your friend tell you my preferred payment? 554 00:44:26,170 --> 00:44:28,380 Always gold, never paper. 555 00:44:30,010 --> 00:44:32,390 I don't trust bank notes, do you? 556 00:44:34,890 --> 00:44:37,560 We were all born to love, and look what happens. 557 00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,190 The bloodthirsty crowd, 558 00:44:40,650 --> 00:44:42,560 the guards, their pikes... 559 00:44:43,650 --> 00:44:46,190 the guillotine, the basket. 560 00:44:47,820 --> 00:44:50,950 I'm not being paid to philosophize but to make love! 561 00:44:52,450 --> 00:44:54,660 I'm expecting someone, so hurry up. 562 00:44:56,580 --> 00:44:59,750 - There's the executioner. - I know him. He's just a man. 563 00:45:00,790 --> 00:45:02,210 Not to me, madame. 564 00:45:04,250 --> 00:45:06,170 Right. I get it. 565 00:45:06,750 --> 00:45:09,050 You came for the window and not for me. 566 00:45:09,260 --> 00:45:11,090 The window is more expensive, young man. 567 00:45:11,590 --> 00:45:13,890 It's five louis. Time to pay. 568 00:45:14,100 --> 00:45:16,930 Exactly. One minute more, madame. 569 00:45:17,390 --> 00:45:18,600 At his age, 570 00:45:19,430 --> 00:45:21,060 getting excited about bloodshed. 571 00:45:21,270 --> 00:45:22,650 It's shameless. 572 00:45:22,850 --> 00:45:25,690 When I offer every worldly pleasure, even chocolate. 573 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:30,900 - You're a violinist? - Yes. 574 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:41,500 Liar! 575 00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:45,250 A hidden weapon! You're plotting something. 576 00:45:45,460 --> 00:45:49,000 - Scram, I don't want any trouble. - Give me one minute, madame. 577 00:45:50,090 --> 00:45:51,880 One minute, executioner. 578 00:45:53,470 --> 00:45:55,430 You're certainly complicated. 579 00:45:56,430 --> 00:45:59,140 For old guys, it gets them in the mood. 580 00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:04,020 I almost got myself strangled once. 581 00:46:06,610 --> 00:46:08,110 He was really something. 582 00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,820 I never could do two things at once. 583 00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:12,820 I can talk if I like! 584 00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:16,740 They're cutting off his shirt. 585 00:46:17,620 --> 00:46:19,200 They're removing the wig. 586 00:46:19,830 --> 00:46:21,410 They've shown him the crucifix. 587 00:46:21,620 --> 00:46:23,540 I don't see how God can stand it. 588 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,250 Are you feeling faint? My vinegar... 589 00:46:32,380 --> 00:46:35,050 It's done! 590 00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:39,560 What's done? 591 00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,560 My uncle, the marquis, croaked! 592 00:46:42,770 --> 00:46:44,230 Marquis Croaked? 593 00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:47,860 My uncle, Aguirron de Montalbert, my only family! 594 00:46:48,060 --> 00:46:50,400 - The rascal is dead! - One of those dirty - 595 00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:53,440 I mean, one of those aristocrats? 596 00:46:53,650 --> 00:46:58,370 Darling, when I arrived, I was poor, unable to honor you. 597 00:46:58,570 --> 00:47:00,950 But now I have the means, Mademoiselle Mimi. 598 00:47:01,620 --> 00:47:03,830 I'll give you all you desire. 599 00:47:04,620 --> 00:47:07,330 Normally, it's four louis. 600 00:47:07,540 --> 00:47:10,920 Four? Fourteen, like King Louis. Whatever you desire! 601 00:47:11,130 --> 00:47:14,220 Oh, I understand. 602 00:47:14,420 --> 00:47:15,550 The sword. 603 00:47:17,050 --> 00:47:19,090 And you didn't say anything, Marquis. 604 00:47:21,140 --> 00:47:22,810 I ought to have guessed. 605 00:47:23,310 --> 00:47:24,850 Your noble air. 606 00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:27,230 And now, no family. 607 00:47:28,310 --> 00:47:29,610 I must go. 608 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,610 What? Will I see you again? 609 00:47:35,780 --> 00:47:37,110 Thank you, Mimi. 610 00:47:37,780 --> 00:47:40,120 I'll never forget our first meeting. 611 00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:43,830 Thank you for the window. 612 00:47:45,870 --> 00:47:46,790 Farewell. 613 00:47:47,710 --> 00:47:51,090 I'm busy, it's true, but stay awhile. 614 00:47:52,340 --> 00:47:54,050 I haven't a sou on me. 615 00:47:54,260 --> 00:47:57,340 - That's silly, isn't it? - Yes, it's silly. 616 00:47:59,130 --> 00:48:00,510 Without a sou... 617 00:48:02,220 --> 00:48:03,720 Yet I inherit... 618 00:48:05,140 --> 00:48:08,520 a castle, with woods... 619 00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:10,730 with farms, 620 00:48:11,690 --> 00:48:13,150 and with kennels. 621 00:48:14,980 --> 00:48:16,490 Will you go hunting? 622 00:48:19,740 --> 00:48:23,740 We get up before dawn. The horn sounds on the lawn. 623 00:48:24,290 --> 00:48:27,660 The servants fill the coaches with provisions. 624 00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:32,330 The uniforms, bright as birds in the morning light. 625 00:48:34,420 --> 00:48:36,010 It's like I were there. 626 00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,170 And why not? 627 00:48:39,380 --> 00:48:42,340 - You'd take me? - With joy, Mademoiselle Mimi! 628 00:48:42,850 --> 00:48:45,350 But not like this, I'd need new clothes. 629 00:48:46,430 --> 00:48:47,770 Of course. 630 00:48:50,190 --> 00:48:53,810 On your fair head, a tricornered velvet hat. 631 00:48:54,690 --> 00:48:59,530 On your shoulders, an ermine cape. 632 00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:03,410 I will wrap you in silk. 633 00:49:04,620 --> 00:49:06,700 I will... Too complicated. 634 00:49:06,910 --> 00:49:10,250 I will cover your legs 635 00:49:10,460 --> 00:49:15,250 with boots made from Swedish antelope. 636 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,550 The pack is waiting. 637 00:49:19,340 --> 00:49:20,880 You're the belle of the hunt. 638 00:49:27,470 --> 00:49:28,970 Will they accept me? 639 00:49:30,230 --> 00:49:32,020 They'll do as I command. 640 00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:03,130 Know what? I saw a white pigeon at my window this morning. 641 00:50:03,340 --> 00:50:05,180 I knew it'd be a good day. 642 00:50:06,220 --> 00:50:08,060 Are you superstitious? 643 00:50:10,850 --> 00:50:13,600 I am, although I know it's silly. 644 00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:16,980 Once for example... 645 00:50:19,230 --> 00:50:20,900 believe it or not, 646 00:50:21,110 --> 00:50:25,160 I woke up, got dressed, and put on my shoes... 647 00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:26,450 Yes, there. 648 00:50:27,830 --> 00:50:31,120 I put my left shoe on my right foot and thought, "That's a bad sign, 649 00:50:31,330 --> 00:50:33,250 but what's done is done," and left it. 650 00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:39,420 Believe it or not, my feet were aching all day. 651 00:50:39,630 --> 00:50:40,880 Can't you be quiet? 652 00:50:41,090 --> 00:50:44,130 - You believe in my white pigeon? - Yes, dearest. 653 00:50:45,180 --> 00:50:48,010 To go hunting, to dress all in silk, 654 00:50:48,220 --> 00:50:50,010 so pretty and formfitting... 655 00:50:50,220 --> 00:50:53,930 Philibert de Montalbert. It sounds like a trumpet! 656 00:50:56,270 --> 00:50:59,440 Lots of servants. And candles! All over the place. 657 00:50:59,650 --> 00:51:02,990 - Can't you ever be quiet? - When I'm happy I just have to talk. 658 00:51:04,110 --> 00:51:07,610 To think I took you for a musician! I'm so silly. 659 00:51:08,990 --> 00:51:10,450 You didn't like your uncle? 660 00:51:10,660 --> 00:51:12,410 My sweet, my adorable... 661 00:51:12,620 --> 00:51:14,710 We can't like everyone. 662 00:51:16,830 --> 00:51:18,460 What are you doing, Marquis? 663 00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:24,130 Only an aristocrat would know a trick like that. 664 00:51:26,090 --> 00:51:30,720 You'd think I'd know them all, yet I learn something every day. 665 00:51:31,140 --> 00:51:33,350 Be quiet. 666 00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:35,640 You can talk if you like. 667 00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:58,290 Right. I have to go now. 668 00:52:00,710 --> 00:52:02,210 Surely you've got a minute? 669 00:52:03,500 --> 00:52:06,800 I don't want to meet your captain, especially if he's Corsican. 670 00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:12,010 - I must rush. - To the notary? 671 00:52:13,260 --> 00:52:14,220 The notary? 672 00:52:15,430 --> 00:52:16,930 Of course, the notary. 673 00:52:18,310 --> 00:52:22,150 Aren't inheritances wonderful? They croak and you're rich. 674 00:52:24,150 --> 00:52:26,320 - See you tomorrow. - Yes, tomorrow. 675 00:52:26,530 --> 00:52:28,900 What would you like me to wear? 676 00:52:29,450 --> 00:52:30,530 I don't know... 677 00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:32,990 Just a little bow and nothing else. 678 00:52:33,950 --> 00:52:35,990 What aristocratic taste! 679 00:52:38,210 --> 00:52:39,460 Did someone knock? 680 00:52:45,550 --> 00:52:46,590 Someone knocked. 681 00:52:48,050 --> 00:52:50,180 He certainly loves to knock things around. 682 00:52:52,260 --> 00:52:53,600 Hey... 683 00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:57,220 I think I'll tell him to get lost! 684 00:52:57,720 --> 00:52:59,270 I'd rather not meet him. 685 00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,980 Then... I won't let him in. 686 00:53:02,190 --> 00:53:05,230 Oh, no. Don't start trouble. 687 00:53:05,610 --> 00:53:06,820 Especially since, 688 00:53:07,030 --> 00:53:09,190 at first, we'll need a cash income. 689 00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:11,360 - We will? - Yes. 690 00:53:11,570 --> 00:53:14,950 Money for the notary and to live on until the papers are signed... 691 00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:16,660 How long will that take? 692 00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:19,160 I don't know. Maybe months. 693 00:53:19,370 --> 00:53:21,580 This is no time for you to quit, 694 00:53:21,790 --> 00:53:25,840 especially if I live here until it's settled. 695 00:53:26,340 --> 00:53:28,460 We need to plan ahead, you know? 696 00:53:30,170 --> 00:53:31,970 I understand. 697 00:53:32,180 --> 00:53:33,800 Come on. 698 00:53:34,220 --> 00:53:35,640 Go out the back door. 699 00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:40,520 I'll do my best. You're right, this is no time to stop working. 700 00:53:40,730 --> 00:53:44,560 Madame de Montalbert, I'll run to the notary! 701 00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:48,690 I love the way that sounds. 702 00:53:50,860 --> 00:53:52,030 Coming! 703 00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:56,030 I'll make him pay double for you, the mean old skinflint. 704 00:53:58,830 --> 00:54:01,160 - I'm all yours. - I know, but... 705 00:54:01,750 --> 00:54:03,420 Be nice with the others. 706 00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:19,180 I'm not used to waiting. 707 00:54:19,390 --> 00:54:21,890 Hey, Napoleon, who do you think you are? 708 00:54:22,100 --> 00:54:25,100 I know exactly who I am. Quick, quick, we must be quick. 709 00:54:25,900 --> 00:54:29,020 Quick, quick... That's all he ever says. 710 00:54:34,570 --> 00:54:36,450 - Well? - Wait, I have to return the clothes. 711 00:54:36,660 --> 00:54:38,490 - Did it work? - Amazingly! 712 00:54:38,950 --> 00:54:41,200 - Without paying a sou? - As if I had any! 713 00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:45,830 Do you think I might try too? 714 00:54:46,380 --> 00:54:48,420 Antoine, let me tell you something. 715 00:54:48,790 --> 00:54:49,750 Pay him. 716 00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:55,090 Every tart's dream is to become a lady. 717 00:54:55,300 --> 00:54:57,260 But you can't offer them a title every day 718 00:54:57,470 --> 00:54:59,970 by inventing an uncle who's been guillotined. 719 00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:04,600 - I'll have to find something else. - Exactly. 720 00:55:06,140 --> 00:55:08,310 Women need to be generous, 721 00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:10,820 but men need ideas! 722 00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:27,000 THE GAY NINETIES 723 00:56:01,660 --> 00:56:02,990 Outrageous! 724 00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:05,870 Married men taking out their own wives. 725 00:56:06,580 --> 00:56:07,660 It's cheaper. 726 00:56:07,870 --> 00:56:10,580 Unfair competition is killing this business. 727 00:56:10,790 --> 00:56:12,790 It's not dead yet. Someone's looking at you. 728 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,130 Where? 729 00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:17,130 Don't look now. If you're too eager, 730 00:56:17,340 --> 00:56:19,220 it lowers the price. 731 00:56:21,430 --> 00:56:23,350 Behind you, at the private table. 732 00:56:27,020 --> 00:56:30,190 Look at lover boy! No, thanks. You sure he's not after you? 733 00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:32,270 I always know who they're looking at. 734 00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:35,150 - You're sure it's me? - Move and find out. 735 00:56:40,570 --> 00:56:42,280 You're right. 736 00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:48,120 - What did I tell you? - Lucky for him, business is slow. 737 00:56:48,580 --> 00:56:50,670 Look at that tie pin. 738 00:56:51,290 --> 00:56:53,540 That's the real deal. 739 00:56:55,460 --> 00:56:58,130 He's not much of a tipper. 740 00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:01,050 You give better service than a waiter. 741 00:57:01,260 --> 00:57:03,550 Fine. I'll close my eyes 742 00:57:03,930 --> 00:57:05,810 and think of the emperor. 743 00:57:06,770 --> 00:57:08,520 The emperor? Why? 744 00:57:11,770 --> 00:57:14,270 His picture is on the 100-franc note. 745 00:57:41,300 --> 00:57:42,510 Allow me. 746 00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:15,000 Sorry about the door. 747 00:58:15,210 --> 00:58:18,920 - It's no bother at all... - The door. What manners! 748 00:58:19,130 --> 00:58:21,050 I'm so sorry. 749 00:58:30,310 --> 00:58:33,390 - Please come in. - Nice place! So modern. 750 00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:37,190 Actually, it's my friend's place. 751 00:58:38,060 --> 00:58:41,360 - I thought so. Too bad. - Why do you say that? 752 00:58:41,570 --> 00:58:44,200 Because I don't look like the type to... 753 00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:45,860 No, you do! 754 00:58:46,070 --> 00:58:48,030 Isn't there a bed? 755 00:58:48,620 --> 00:58:51,950 A bed? Of course. I'll show you. 756 00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:59,040 Quite plush for a bachelor pad. 757 00:58:59,250 --> 00:59:01,090 I mean, a love nest. 758 00:59:02,420 --> 00:59:05,590 Aren't you going to take off your coat? 759 00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:06,970 Of course I will. 760 00:59:07,970 --> 00:59:10,680 - Shall I turn off the light? - No. 761 00:59:10,890 --> 00:59:12,640 Fine, we'll leave it on. 762 00:59:12,850 --> 00:59:14,020 No. 763 00:59:14,230 --> 00:59:16,100 Make up your mind. On or off? 764 00:59:16,310 --> 00:59:19,400 Something in between. 765 00:59:19,940 --> 00:59:24,110 - Soft lighting. - Whatever you say. Just a matter of taste. 766 00:59:25,700 --> 00:59:27,450 There. How's that? 767 00:59:28,370 --> 00:59:29,320 I'm not so sure. 768 00:59:29,530 --> 00:59:31,870 Now aren't you complicated? 769 00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:36,120 What do you want? Moonlight, a storm, a midsummer's night? 770 00:59:36,330 --> 00:59:39,670 You act as if this were the first time you... 771 00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:43,960 Well, yes and no. I mean, 772 00:59:44,710 --> 00:59:47,430 to use a musical metaphor, 773 00:59:47,630 --> 00:59:52,890 you could say I'm a pianist who's a bit out of practice. 774 00:59:53,890 --> 00:59:56,890 What made you decide to take up music again? 775 00:59:57,100 --> 00:59:59,310 You're so charming, so elegant... 776 00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:02,440 Then let's make some beautiful music together. 777 01:00:02,860 --> 01:00:04,990 Hold on. Get undressed first. 778 01:02:33,260 --> 01:02:34,800 Think of the emperor. 779 01:02:35,010 --> 01:02:38,760 - What did you say? - I said I love the Emperor Waltz. 780 01:02:38,970 --> 01:02:40,220 Oh, I see. 781 01:02:40,770 --> 01:02:41,980 The Emperor Waltz. 782 01:02:45,770 --> 01:02:47,400 Perhaps we should turn off the light. 783 01:02:47,610 --> 01:02:50,480 How can we read the notes in the dark? 784 01:02:50,690 --> 01:02:52,740 I know this song by heart. 785 01:03:27,650 --> 01:03:30,820 Hey, Mr. Pianist! Wake up! 786 01:03:31,650 --> 01:03:34,030 I want my money. 787 01:03:34,940 --> 01:03:39,030 Musicians! Two notes and the concert's over. 788 01:04:03,060 --> 01:04:05,020 Hello, Emperor! 789 01:04:16,860 --> 01:04:21,280 "Baron Édouard von Hannover. President-Director, Bank of Hannover." 790 01:04:22,740 --> 01:04:24,540 A banker? 791 01:05:38,610 --> 01:05:39,820 Thank you. 792 01:06:04,090 --> 01:06:05,470 After you. 793 01:06:05,930 --> 01:06:07,510 Oh, silly me! 794 01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:09,220 I'm forgetting a detail. 795 01:06:09,810 --> 01:06:11,430 An important detail. 796 01:06:15,860 --> 01:06:17,270 For you. 797 01:06:18,020 --> 01:06:20,820 But why? What are you doing? 798 01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:26,450 I'm sorry. It must not be enough. We didn't discuss the price. 799 01:06:26,660 --> 01:06:29,950 That's what I paid last year in Innsbruck. 800 01:06:30,370 --> 01:06:31,330 What? 801 01:06:33,670 --> 01:06:37,670 - You want to pay me? - Listen, I thought that... 802 01:06:38,380 --> 01:06:39,960 You thought... 803 01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:42,550 You thought... 804 01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:46,550 Don't you see you've won my heart? 805 01:06:48,470 --> 01:06:50,010 But what are you saying? 806 01:06:50,220 --> 01:06:52,560 It's not possible. How incredible! 807 01:06:53,100 --> 01:06:56,150 I'd never have dreamed... 808 01:06:56,350 --> 01:06:58,940 Darling! I don't even know your name. 809 01:06:59,570 --> 01:07:00,940 Nini. 810 01:07:01,570 --> 01:07:03,070 I'm Édouard. 811 01:07:03,900 --> 01:07:05,990 Please forgive me, Nini. 812 01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:09,620 - I was so happy in your arms! - Don't cry, Nini... 813 01:07:09,830 --> 01:07:12,660 With one look, I fell for you. 814 01:07:13,450 --> 01:07:14,790 One look? 815 01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:17,540 Last night, 816 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,960 when I saw you at the Femina... 817 01:07:21,210 --> 01:07:24,050 You fell for me? Me? 818 01:07:24,550 --> 01:07:25,590 Yes. 819 01:07:29,010 --> 01:07:31,680 - Don't act so innocent. - Innocent? 820 01:07:32,140 --> 01:07:33,930 So with one look... 821 01:07:34,770 --> 01:07:39,060 I fell for you. And last night, your hands... 822 01:07:39,270 --> 01:07:40,360 My hands? 823 01:07:40,570 --> 01:07:42,690 Your caressing hands. 824 01:07:42,900 --> 01:07:45,820 Do you know you have beautiful hands? 825 01:07:46,030 --> 01:07:47,610 Oh, yes. 826 01:07:47,820 --> 01:07:50,030 Has no one ever told you your hands are magic? 827 01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:52,120 I don't think so, not often. 828 01:07:52,330 --> 01:07:54,330 Women are so blind. 829 01:07:58,330 --> 01:08:02,000 You were right, it's much better in the dark. 830 01:08:02,210 --> 01:08:04,170 It's the classic way. 831 01:08:04,380 --> 01:08:08,430 But to play classical, one must be a virtuoso. 832 01:08:08,630 --> 01:08:11,680 I didn't even do anything special last night. 833 01:08:11,890 --> 01:08:13,600 Goodness! 834 01:08:13,810 --> 01:08:16,980 What is it like when you really make an effort? 835 01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:20,190 I can't help wondering myself. 836 01:08:21,940 --> 01:08:24,480 Plus, you've a great sense of humor. 837 01:08:24,690 --> 01:08:26,110 That's true. 838 01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:28,860 I've been told I'm very witty. 839 01:08:29,070 --> 01:08:32,120 Émile, I'm madly in love with you. 840 01:08:32,660 --> 01:08:35,240 It's not Émile, it's Édouard. 841 01:08:36,450 --> 01:08:37,750 Édouard. 842 01:08:47,550 --> 01:08:49,180 You're really quite a man. 843 01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:51,300 A real man. 844 01:08:51,890 --> 01:08:54,260 You must be a lady-killer. 845 01:08:54,470 --> 01:08:56,390 - You're the only - - No, don't lie. 846 01:08:56,600 --> 01:09:00,100 Always tell me the truth. Promise? 847 01:09:00,310 --> 01:09:03,020 Even if it might be embarrassing for you. 848 01:09:03,230 --> 01:09:05,730 Embarrassing? What do you mean? 849 01:09:05,940 --> 01:09:08,780 Like if you needed money or were in trouble. 850 01:09:08,990 --> 01:09:11,070 It's awfully late. Don't you have to work? 851 01:09:11,280 --> 01:09:16,040 - I can arrive at work when I like. - Lies, already? 852 01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:19,750 Despite your air of distinction, you're a rascal with no honest job. 853 01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:23,670 Job, perhaps not. However, I do have a certain situation. 854 01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:25,340 Why are we stopping? 855 01:09:27,260 --> 01:09:28,550 Is this where you live? 856 01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:32,800 No, it's simply the bank... where I have an account. 857 01:09:33,010 --> 01:09:35,390 - Me too. - That's funny. 858 01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:37,060 We're at the same bank. 859 01:09:38,350 --> 01:09:41,640 I'll bet there's more in my account than yours. 860 01:09:41,850 --> 01:09:44,150 How do you really make your living? 861 01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:46,610 You don't work, do you? 862 01:09:46,820 --> 01:09:49,190 I'm sure your female conquests pay you. 863 01:09:50,740 --> 01:09:52,450 It's quite understandable. 864 01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:56,120 Take this as a down payment. 865 01:09:56,330 --> 01:09:58,450 I want you all to myself. 866 01:09:58,660 --> 01:10:01,540 A man like you isn't made to work, 867 01:10:01,750 --> 01:10:03,330 but to make love. 868 01:10:03,540 --> 01:10:05,420 Now get going. 869 01:10:11,380 --> 01:10:14,140 - See you tomorrow? - No, that's too long. 870 01:10:14,340 --> 01:10:15,760 Let's make it tonight. 871 01:10:27,900 --> 01:10:30,190 I'm terribly late, but I won't apologize. 872 01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:33,360 - Good morning, Louis. - Good morning, Brother. 873 01:10:33,570 --> 01:10:37,950 It's the first time you've been late in 30 years, 874 01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:39,870 an historic date. 875 01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:45,210 - What did you say? - I said... 876 01:10:48,500 --> 01:10:50,300 - Really? - Yes. 877 01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:53,380 You're in a strange state this morning. 878 01:10:55,220 --> 01:10:56,140 That may be true. 879 01:10:56,340 --> 01:10:58,600 Is it because your picture is in all the papers? 880 01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:01,600 The papers? What do they say? 881 01:11:01,810 --> 01:11:04,600 That I'm as happy as the first cuckoo in springtime? 882 01:11:04,980 --> 01:11:07,560 Come here and look at this. 883 01:11:08,110 --> 01:11:08,980 Listen. 884 01:11:09,190 --> 01:11:12,530 "Édouard, Baron von Hannover, will open the World Banking Convention 885 01:11:12,740 --> 01:11:14,900 with a banquet at Hotel Adlon. 886 01:11:15,110 --> 01:11:17,780 The chef has been preparing the menu for weeks." 887 01:11:17,990 --> 01:11:19,740 I hope your speech is ready. 888 01:11:19,950 --> 01:11:25,370 You go instead. I'm not made for work, but for love. 889 01:11:26,830 --> 01:11:30,630 - Are you feeling okay? - Dear brother, don't worry about me. 890 01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:33,340 I've never felt so good. 891 01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:35,800 Did you ever notice I have beautiful hands? 892 01:11:36,010 --> 01:11:37,430 No, never. 893 01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:39,050 You must be blind. 894 01:11:39,260 --> 01:11:41,890 - She noticed immediately. - She? 895 01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:46,020 - I'm beginning to understand. - She's crazy about me. 896 01:11:46,230 --> 01:11:49,480 You mean she's in love with the family fortune. 897 01:11:49,690 --> 01:11:51,480 Not her. 898 01:11:51,690 --> 01:11:54,780 All she needed was one look at my hands, and... 899 01:12:00,780 --> 01:12:03,870 Édouard, you're scaring me. 900 01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:06,830 She loves me for myself. Incredible, but true. 901 01:12:07,580 --> 01:12:10,330 Women have always wanted me for my money. 902 01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:13,550 All Nini wants is my eyes, 903 01:12:14,050 --> 01:12:15,380 my hands, 904 01:12:16,090 --> 01:12:17,260 and my ready wit. 905 01:12:17,470 --> 01:12:18,680 Where did you meet her? 906 01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:21,600 - At the Femina. - I see, a professional. 907 01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:23,640 Perhaps, but that makes it even more flattering. 908 01:12:23,850 --> 01:12:27,060 - How much did you shell out? - Not a cent. 909 01:12:27,270 --> 01:12:31,480 And what's more, not only did I not pay, 910 01:12:31,690 --> 01:12:33,520 she actually gave me money. 911 01:12:33,730 --> 01:12:34,980 Look. 912 01:12:35,190 --> 01:12:38,450 That's just a down payment. She'll give me more tonight. 913 01:12:41,490 --> 01:12:44,990 - My brother is a gigolo. - Not everyone can be one. 914 01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:46,580 Aren't you proud of me? 915 01:12:48,330 --> 01:12:51,210 I can't believe this. Good Lord! 916 01:13:01,050 --> 01:13:03,300 Nini, at last. I thought you'd gotten lost. 917 01:13:03,510 --> 01:13:04,720 I found it. 918 01:13:04,930 --> 01:13:07,430 - Or you'd forgotten. - No danger of that. 919 01:13:08,810 --> 01:13:12,400 - How nice of you to get flowers! - Yes, they're pretty. 920 01:13:12,810 --> 01:13:15,650 You probably spent your last cent on them. 921 01:13:15,860 --> 01:13:17,820 I hope you like them. 922 01:13:19,030 --> 01:13:20,490 I'm delighted! 923 01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:22,570 I don't understand! 924 01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:24,490 I recognized your photo! 925 01:13:24,700 --> 01:13:27,500 Édouard, Baron von Hannover, famous international banker! 926 01:13:27,700 --> 01:13:29,290 - Let me explain - - No need. 927 01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:33,960 You're a rich banker who thinks it's funny to mock a poor girl! 928 01:13:34,170 --> 01:13:38,880 You ensnare me with your charm, then humiliate me with your wealth! 929 01:13:39,340 --> 01:13:41,800 Nini! I beg you, let me explain. 930 01:13:42,010 --> 01:13:44,300 - Let me suffer in peace. - We'll work this out. 931 01:13:44,510 --> 01:13:47,600 Nothing can work between a rich banker and a poor girl! 932 01:13:47,810 --> 01:13:50,430 I loved you. I even gave you money! 933 01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:52,060 Please, Nini... 934 01:13:52,270 --> 01:13:55,860 You had your fun. So did I. We're even. 935 01:13:56,480 --> 01:13:58,570 Good-bye. It's all over between us. 936 01:13:58,780 --> 01:14:01,070 Don't run away. Nini, I love you. 937 01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:03,320 Stay, please! 938 01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:06,490 No, no, and no! 939 01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:17,040 No! 940 01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:34,350 No! 941 01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:45,700 No! 942 01:14:53,960 --> 01:14:55,040 Yes. 943 01:15:20,020 --> 01:15:24,610 Moral: Virtue is always rewarded. 944 01:15:40,210 --> 01:15:44,010 PARIS TODAY 945 01:16:14,120 --> 01:16:16,750 On October 23, at 11:00 a.m. 946 01:16:17,290 --> 01:16:19,670 at the same spot I'd noticed it before... 947 01:16:21,670 --> 01:16:23,500 I saw the same car... 948 01:16:25,010 --> 01:16:27,010 with the same two women in it. 949 01:16:30,010 --> 01:16:31,300 It caught up to me 950 01:16:32,220 --> 01:16:35,890 and followed, driving slowly beside me. 951 01:16:37,430 --> 01:16:40,230 She smiled at me. I smiled at her. 952 01:16:41,810 --> 01:16:44,190 The passenger started talking to me. 953 01:16:44,820 --> 01:16:47,950 First, she complimented my dog 954 01:16:48,490 --> 01:16:50,030 and asked his name. 955 01:16:51,370 --> 01:16:52,910 She said she loved dachshunds 956 01:16:53,910 --> 01:16:55,910 and wanted to get one. 957 01:16:56,120 --> 01:16:58,660 She asked where I'd bought him and so on. 958 01:16:59,620 --> 01:17:03,750 We chatted for a while, then she picked up the dog. 959 01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:07,670 She began to pet it, and suddenly, the car drove away. 960 01:17:08,300 --> 01:17:09,130 Stop! 961 01:17:09,340 --> 01:17:11,010 It went about 20 yards... 962 01:17:11,550 --> 01:17:12,550 Stop! 963 01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:13,760 ...then it stopped. 964 01:17:15,220 --> 01:17:16,600 It was obviously a joke... 965 01:17:17,930 --> 01:17:19,350 so I played along. 966 01:17:20,190 --> 01:17:24,980 I ran after the car, which would pull away just as I caught up. 967 01:17:26,820 --> 01:17:29,820 This game continued for about 100 yards. 968 01:17:32,700 --> 01:17:35,950 Stop, I beg you. I'm too old for such childish games. 969 01:17:36,700 --> 01:17:38,830 How about a more adult game? 970 01:17:39,790 --> 01:17:43,790 - What kind? - Get in and we'll show you. 971 01:17:45,090 --> 01:17:48,590 - I think I know it. - Maybe not this one. 972 01:17:53,970 --> 01:17:56,680 Where is it played? 973 01:17:56,890 --> 01:18:00,560 In a car, in the woods, or elsewhere. 974 01:18:01,270 --> 01:18:03,230 With two players, or three. 975 01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:16,580 We're associates. I'm French, she's Russian. 976 01:18:16,780 --> 01:18:17,870 Very fashionable. 977 01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:20,080 - Does she have an accent? - No, but she speaks Russian. 978 01:18:20,290 --> 01:18:23,120 - It might come in handy. - I suppose. 979 01:18:23,750 --> 01:18:25,920 You work better together? 980 01:18:26,130 --> 01:18:29,550 We compliment each other. She's the beauty. I'm the brains. 981 01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:32,260 - Brains? - She comes up with the ideas. 982 01:18:32,470 --> 01:18:34,340 Yes, we leave the ideas to me. 983 01:18:34,550 --> 01:18:36,680 Because I have none. 984 01:18:36,890 --> 01:18:39,770 And I have too many to know what to do with! 985 01:18:40,970 --> 01:18:43,690 Some of them are even good. 986 01:18:45,150 --> 01:18:47,190 The trick with the dog, was that your idea? 987 01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:48,360 Yes. 988 01:18:49,650 --> 01:18:51,820 - It wasn't a good idea. - Why not? 989 01:18:54,030 --> 01:18:55,990 Because I'm with the vice squad. 990 01:18:56,740 --> 01:18:57,530 Damn. 991 01:18:58,330 --> 01:18:59,910 I certainly won't get a dachshund now. 992 01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:04,290 It's not a dachshund. It's a police dog. 993 01:19:15,630 --> 01:19:18,760 VLADIMIR LESKOV - ATTORNEY 994 01:19:26,100 --> 01:19:28,480 Nadia, it's you! Hello, my dear! 995 01:19:28,940 --> 01:19:31,860 Vladimir, I've brought you a client. 996 01:19:32,070 --> 01:19:35,280 It's so kind of you to visit. 997 01:19:35,490 --> 01:19:38,160 A friend of mine. She has some car trouble. 998 01:19:40,450 --> 01:19:41,370 You're doing well? 999 01:19:42,370 --> 01:19:44,410 A client, Vladimir! 1000 01:19:44,910 --> 01:19:46,500 You don't see them every day! 1001 01:19:46,710 --> 01:19:47,710 Good. 1002 01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:50,090 My God! 1003 01:19:50,460 --> 01:19:51,460 Your furniture! 1004 01:19:52,130 --> 01:19:54,170 - My furniture... - You have no more furniture! 1005 01:19:54,550 --> 01:19:57,970 I have to eat. I had no choice. 1006 01:19:58,180 --> 01:20:00,300 I hope you didn't eat your living room. 1007 01:20:03,220 --> 01:20:04,640 Rest assured. 1008 01:20:05,230 --> 01:20:10,150 The style is too heavy. It would upset my stomach. 1009 01:20:10,360 --> 01:20:11,400 Good to know. 1010 01:20:11,610 --> 01:20:14,230 Put on a tie. She's coming. 1011 01:20:15,610 --> 01:20:18,240 - Who's coming? - The client! 1012 01:20:18,450 --> 01:20:19,780 I see. 1013 01:20:39,380 --> 01:20:41,890 Is there a lawyer here? Vladimir Leskov? 1014 01:20:42,100 --> 01:20:44,600 Mr. Leskov. Fifth floor. 1015 01:20:44,810 --> 01:20:47,560 - Is there an elevator? - No elevator. 1016 01:20:47,770 --> 01:20:49,230 I knew it! 1017 01:20:58,320 --> 01:21:00,410 He doesn't even have a receptionist! 1018 01:21:01,070 --> 01:21:01,820 Come in. 1019 01:21:02,030 --> 01:21:04,870 - What kind of a lawyer is he? - An excellent one. 1020 01:21:05,080 --> 01:21:06,950 - Russian? - Naturalized French. 1021 01:21:07,160 --> 01:21:10,170 - Does he have teeth? - Why wouldn't he? 1022 01:21:10,370 --> 01:21:13,460 - If he's like your Russian doctor... - Don't worry, he has teeth. 1023 01:21:13,670 --> 01:21:15,420 Oh, this furniture! 1024 01:21:15,630 --> 01:21:18,380 You'll never convince me that a good lawyer - 1025 01:21:20,300 --> 01:21:22,470 It breaks when you sit on it! 1026 01:21:23,930 --> 01:21:28,060 If I can't trust his sofa, how can I trust him? 1027 01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:31,230 - Tell him I didn't come. - Stay. 1028 01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:32,940 Not another second! 1029 01:21:33,770 --> 01:21:36,190 Catherine! I order you to stay! 1030 01:21:37,570 --> 01:21:39,070 I'll never help you again. 1031 01:21:39,280 --> 01:21:41,070 That's fine with me! 1032 01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:51,790 - What happened here? - Three legs broke. 1033 01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:55,670 Three? Not bad. 1034 01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:58,630 If you visited more often, 1035 01:21:58,840 --> 01:22:02,720 I'd have been rid of this horror long ago. 1036 01:22:03,510 --> 01:22:04,970 Get up, 1037 01:22:05,350 --> 01:22:07,430 and sit on this ottoman, 1038 01:22:07,640 --> 01:22:10,980 which isn't pretty, but it's sturdy. 1039 01:22:11,440 --> 01:22:13,600 Where do you sing now, dushka? 1040 01:22:13,810 --> 01:22:17,610 - Still at Châtelet? - That's the past. 1041 01:22:17,820 --> 01:22:19,530 Don't tell me you no longer sing! 1042 01:22:20,110 --> 01:22:23,780 - Fine, I'll sing. - Thank you. 1043 01:22:26,070 --> 01:22:28,330 Let's see... 1044 01:22:58,820 --> 01:23:00,730 What a voice! 1045 01:23:00,940 --> 01:23:03,490 You could've been a great singer. 1046 01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:33,930 Bravo! My dushka! 1047 01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:38,690 She has such talent. 1048 01:23:38,900 --> 01:23:41,650 She should be rich and famous! 1049 01:23:41,860 --> 01:23:46,660 Russians are all so artistic. You play piano well, for a lawyer. 1050 01:23:47,110 --> 01:23:49,830 My friend Catherine has come to consult you. 1051 01:23:50,370 --> 01:23:52,240 If you're here to see the lawyer, 1052 01:23:52,450 --> 01:23:56,250 let's go to my chambers while they're still here. 1053 01:23:56,460 --> 01:23:57,670 Lucky for us! 1054 01:24:02,710 --> 01:24:04,340 Sit down. 1055 01:24:06,300 --> 01:24:07,130 So? 1056 01:24:08,140 --> 01:24:09,590 My friend is a performer. 1057 01:24:11,470 --> 01:24:13,100 You're a singer too? 1058 01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:15,730 No, I'm a dancer. 1059 01:24:16,440 --> 01:24:19,560 - Classical? - No, very modern. 1060 01:24:19,770 --> 01:24:20,860 And I'm her manager. 1061 01:24:21,480 --> 01:24:23,900 With your voice? 1062 01:24:24,110 --> 01:24:26,570 I'm too old, plus I wear glasses. 1063 01:24:26,780 --> 01:24:28,860 And she forgets them everywhere. 1064 01:24:29,070 --> 01:24:32,700 Once she drove without them. It's a miracle we survived. 1065 01:24:32,910 --> 01:24:35,330 I'm also her chauffeur. 1066 01:24:35,540 --> 01:24:38,500 - With that voice? - I sing while I drive. 1067 01:24:38,710 --> 01:24:42,500 - Can we stop talking about your voice? - He's my only admirer. 1068 01:24:42,710 --> 01:24:44,130 He's a bit deaf. 1069 01:24:44,340 --> 01:24:46,470 Because he's deaf, on top of it all? 1070 01:24:46,670 --> 01:24:50,800 I'd ask you to hurry if someone were waiting to see me, 1071 01:24:51,010 --> 01:24:52,260 but nobody ever is. 1072 01:24:53,470 --> 01:24:56,850 - My friend has a problem with her car. - I'll tell him myself. 1073 01:24:57,310 --> 01:25:00,520 You can tell him everything, but with delicacy. 1074 01:25:01,060 --> 01:25:02,610 Watch your language. 1075 01:25:03,070 --> 01:25:06,650 - Do you know what an Amazon is? - A woman who rides a horse. 1076 01:25:07,490 --> 01:25:08,450 Wrong. 1077 01:25:11,740 --> 01:25:13,620 Let's see what the dictionary says. 1078 01:25:13,830 --> 01:25:16,910 You've surely met Amazons like me on the Champs-Élysées. 1079 01:25:17,120 --> 01:25:20,710 I never go there. I usually take the subway to hearings. 1080 01:25:21,370 --> 01:25:24,090 I never met any Amazons in the subway, 1081 01:25:24,290 --> 01:25:25,840 especially on horseback. 1082 01:25:26,050 --> 01:25:28,510 I'm an Amazon without a horse! 1083 01:25:30,340 --> 01:25:32,010 "Amazon. 1084 01:25:32,220 --> 01:25:35,010 Woman whose character is masculine and warlike." 1085 01:25:35,220 --> 01:25:37,350 That's what I am. 1086 01:25:37,560 --> 01:25:40,730 A woman living alone, without men, fending for myself. 1087 01:25:41,690 --> 01:25:43,110 I see. 1088 01:25:44,690 --> 01:25:46,690 No need to speak Russian. It's the same word. 1089 01:25:47,570 --> 01:25:52,780 Amazon is a nicer word, even if you haven't got a horse. 1090 01:25:52,990 --> 01:25:54,450 But I have horsepower. 1091 01:25:54,660 --> 01:25:57,740 I entertain my friends in my car, 1092 01:25:57,950 --> 01:26:03,000 which means I need to look out for the vice squad and the traffic police. 1093 01:26:03,210 --> 01:26:06,670 It's double the risk. Traffic cops are the worst. 1094 01:26:06,880 --> 01:26:09,880 They took away my license, so she drives me. 1095 01:26:10,720 --> 01:26:16,720 I know a young Russian girl who drives a taxi. 1096 01:26:16,930 --> 01:26:19,100 She makes more money than a taxi driver. 1097 01:26:19,310 --> 01:26:20,890 And I can sing while driving. 1098 01:26:21,810 --> 01:26:26,060 If you sing, Nadia, you're forgiven. 1099 01:26:26,270 --> 01:26:29,190 The hypocrite! What do lawyers know about decency? 1100 01:26:29,400 --> 01:26:30,900 He's not moralizing. 1101 01:26:31,110 --> 01:26:35,370 Catherine has trouble with her car. The police impounded it last Saturday. 1102 01:26:36,990 --> 01:26:39,660 - He's sleeping. - No, he's listening. 1103 01:26:39,870 --> 01:26:41,370 He's sleeping. 1104 01:26:41,910 --> 01:26:43,000 Vladimir. 1105 01:26:44,460 --> 01:26:46,000 What a lawyer! 1106 01:26:47,170 --> 01:26:48,340 He's not well. 1107 01:26:49,840 --> 01:26:52,630 Vladimir. It's Nadia! 1108 01:26:54,680 --> 01:26:56,050 It that you, dushka? 1109 01:26:57,050 --> 01:27:01,220 I don't feel very well. Not well at all. 1110 01:27:01,850 --> 01:27:03,810 Forgive me. 1111 01:27:05,940 --> 01:27:08,110 - I'll call a doctor. - Russian, naturally. 1112 01:27:10,940 --> 01:27:12,690 It's disconnected. 1113 01:27:16,240 --> 01:27:18,910 No, don't leave me alone with him! 1114 01:27:26,670 --> 01:27:28,750 Someone is ill. I need to call a doctor. 1115 01:27:28,960 --> 01:27:31,460 - There's a pharmacy downstairs. Ask them. - Thank you. 1116 01:27:45,350 --> 01:27:48,020 - Know what I'm thinking? - Nothing cheerful, I bet. 1117 01:27:49,060 --> 01:27:52,610 An ambulance might be good for us. 1118 01:27:52,820 --> 01:27:55,990 - An ambulance? What for? - To work in! 1119 01:27:56,200 --> 01:27:59,160 - Are you joking? - I'm perfectly serious. 1120 01:27:59,700 --> 01:28:01,580 You're unbelievable! 1121 01:28:01,790 --> 01:28:04,660 That's what you're thinking of? Have you no shame? 1122 01:28:04,870 --> 01:28:08,830 Because the old man is deaf. 1123 01:28:14,880 --> 01:28:17,260 Hello, sir. Interested? 1124 01:28:21,890 --> 01:28:22,970 Are you sure? 1125 01:28:24,350 --> 01:28:25,850 I don't need an ambulance. 1126 01:28:28,600 --> 01:28:29,440 I feel fine. 1127 01:28:29,980 --> 01:28:32,900 Perfect. It's an ambulance for men who feel fine. 1128 01:28:33,780 --> 01:28:37,320 - I don't understand. - It's extremely roomy. 1129 01:28:38,150 --> 01:28:39,410 Yes, roomy... 1130 01:28:39,610 --> 01:28:42,080 There's even a little bed. 1131 01:28:44,540 --> 01:28:46,080 Like a hotel. 1132 01:28:47,960 --> 01:28:50,880 Have you no shame? Mocking the sick! 1133 01:28:51,080 --> 01:28:53,090 How rude! Why not a hearse? 1134 01:28:53,670 --> 01:28:55,170 It's just as disgusting, ladies! 1135 01:28:55,380 --> 01:28:57,130 Shame on you. 1136 01:28:59,180 --> 01:29:00,840 I hope your little business fails! 1137 01:29:01,390 --> 01:29:03,050 I told you, you crazy girl! 1138 01:29:07,560 --> 01:29:09,980 I hope it's been disinfected. 1139 01:29:10,190 --> 01:29:11,810 It's brand new. 1140 01:29:15,150 --> 01:29:17,650 - May I see the patient? - Of course. 1141 01:29:22,740 --> 01:29:25,660 - Quite appealing for a sick girl. - Isn't she? 1142 01:29:27,250 --> 01:29:28,830 She seems healthy to me. 1143 01:29:29,040 --> 01:29:31,580 Would you like to examine her? 1144 01:29:31,790 --> 01:29:34,840 There's a little bed. It's like a hotel. 1145 01:29:36,050 --> 01:29:40,180 Just a quick consultation. I have to be home at midnight. 1146 01:29:40,380 --> 01:29:43,390 - We can drive you if you like. - No. 1147 01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:46,100 - Why not? We have a car. - No, thank you. 1148 01:29:52,980 --> 01:29:58,570 This reminds me of one bordello with a charming decor. 1149 01:29:58,780 --> 01:30:03,320 One room was like a sleeping car. You made love on bunks. 1150 01:30:04,070 --> 01:30:05,700 Trains can be quite thrilling. 1151 01:30:06,240 --> 01:30:11,160 You never know what can happen on a train, quite the opposite of paid sex. 1152 01:30:11,960 --> 01:30:15,670 Your ambulance reminds me of my sleeping car. 1153 01:30:16,380 --> 01:30:20,130 - You like the unexpected, don't you? - But no later than midnight. 1154 01:30:33,850 --> 01:30:35,190 In an ambulance? 1155 01:30:36,230 --> 01:30:38,690 Those girls are perverts! After them! 1156 01:31:00,340 --> 01:31:01,630 If they take the highway... 1157 01:31:11,810 --> 01:31:15,350 Hello, TN-Z? This is car 751. 1158 01:31:15,560 --> 01:31:17,650 Reporting a suspicious vehicle. 1159 01:31:17,860 --> 01:31:18,900 An ambulance. 1160 01:31:19,860 --> 01:31:20,980 Yes, an ambulance! 1161 01:31:53,310 --> 01:31:56,140 - Speed up! - I'm still breaking in the motor. 1162 01:31:56,350 --> 01:31:58,560 - Who cares? - We're doing 80! 1163 01:31:58,770 --> 01:32:02,730 It's an ambulance. Faster! You have a life to save! 1164 01:32:02,940 --> 01:32:05,610 - Three lives. - I'm glad you like the unexpected! 1165 01:32:09,240 --> 01:32:12,120 If we make it to the Versailles exit, we have a chance. 1166 01:32:12,330 --> 01:32:13,830 - No, we don't. - We don't? 1167 01:32:14,040 --> 01:32:18,710 It's a pity. You're not only pretty, you have amusing ideas. 1168 01:32:18,920 --> 01:32:21,420 She's the one with the ideas, unfortunately. 1169 01:32:21,630 --> 01:32:25,340 This was all her idea. After this, I'm through! 1170 01:32:28,380 --> 01:32:30,720 There must be a clinic in Versailles where we can hide. 1171 01:32:30,930 --> 01:32:33,350 I know several, but you'll get caught before we get there. 1172 01:32:33,560 --> 01:32:36,060 This was our maiden voyage. 1173 01:32:36,270 --> 01:32:38,390 You didn't bring us much luck! 1174 01:32:56,370 --> 01:32:58,250 Just a minute! Get undressed. 1175 01:32:58,460 --> 01:32:59,620 - What? - Undress. 1176 01:32:59,830 --> 01:33:01,790 - This is no time to - - Get undressed, quickly! 1177 01:33:07,340 --> 01:33:10,130 - Do as you're told. - It's difficult. 1178 01:33:11,010 --> 01:33:12,930 Help me, can't you? 1179 01:33:13,510 --> 01:33:14,510 - There. - Unbelievable. 1180 01:33:27,240 --> 01:33:30,910 We're taking a patient to the clinic. It's an emergency. 1181 01:33:38,870 --> 01:33:39,960 You're a doctor? 1182 01:33:40,830 --> 01:33:42,210 I'm her doctor. 1183 01:34:05,020 --> 01:34:06,480 You were driving much too fast. 1184 01:34:06,690 --> 01:34:08,820 In her condition, there's no time to lose. 1185 01:34:09,400 --> 01:34:10,610 That seems obvious... 1186 01:34:11,780 --> 01:34:12,740 Doctor. 1187 01:34:16,910 --> 01:34:18,910 Okay, off you go. 1188 01:34:38,510 --> 01:34:42,890 You were wonderful! 1189 01:34:43,100 --> 01:34:45,770 How lucky we picked up a sawbones! 1190 01:34:53,660 --> 01:34:58,160 You're used to telling women to undress, and they obey. 1191 01:34:58,370 --> 01:35:01,160 That's the way you get them, right? 1192 01:35:01,370 --> 01:35:03,040 There's some whiskey in the first-aid cabinet. 1193 01:35:03,250 --> 01:35:06,830 - How organized! - Pour me a stiff one! 1194 01:35:07,500 --> 01:35:09,000 For medicinal purposes. 1195 01:35:31,940 --> 01:35:36,490 FOR THOSE WHO'D LIKE TO KNOW HOW JEAN-LUC GODARD 1196 01:35:36,700 --> 01:35:41,910 IMAGINES THE WORLD'S OLDEST PROFESSION IN THE SPACE AGE, 1197 01:35:42,120 --> 01:35:44,040 WE PRESENT: 1198 01:36:26,830 --> 01:36:30,380 Radioactive levels normal. Over. 1199 01:36:30,840 --> 01:36:32,750 Soviet color. 1200 01:36:36,840 --> 01:36:38,630 Affirmative. 1201 01:36:38,840 --> 01:36:44,970 Arrival of the France Inter superjet from Orbital Station 12. 1202 01:36:45,430 --> 01:36:50,770 Departure in 1,300 seconds to Orbital Station 23 1203 01:36:50,980 --> 01:36:54,320 with connections to Galaxies 2 and 7. 1204 01:36:54,860 --> 01:36:58,450 The plane will land at Point C-0. 1205 01:36:58,650 --> 01:37:03,080 Passengers in transit will kindly conform to terrestrial behavior patterns. 1206 01:37:03,280 --> 01:37:05,620 Over. Music 2. 1207 01:37:06,120 --> 01:37:08,120 Soviet color. 1208 01:37:38,780 --> 01:37:40,240 Affirmative. 1209 01:37:41,240 --> 01:37:43,410 Two galactic passengers. 1210 01:37:44,280 --> 01:37:46,870 Style: male. 1211 01:37:47,790 --> 01:37:49,250 Female. 1212 01:37:49,750 --> 01:37:51,210 Kind: 1213 01:37:51,790 --> 01:37:53,210 athlete. 1214 01:37:53,790 --> 01:37:54,960 Saleswoman. 1215 01:37:55,170 --> 01:37:56,300 Uniform: 1216 01:37:57,210 --> 01:37:59,300 Soviet-American Army. 1217 01:37:59,920 --> 01:38:01,630 Christian Dior. 1218 01:38:25,990 --> 01:38:29,790 Radioactive levels in faces: identical to normal. 1219 01:38:30,750 --> 01:38:32,000 Over. 1220 01:38:32,920 --> 01:38:34,830 Music 234. 1221 01:38:56,310 --> 01:38:59,480 Radioactive levels still normal. 1222 01:39:00,030 --> 01:39:01,110 Over. 1223 01:39:01,320 --> 01:39:04,860 European color. Soviet color. 1224 01:39:05,490 --> 01:39:07,410 Chinese color. 1225 01:39:08,160 --> 01:39:10,160 Soviet color. 1226 01:39:10,660 --> 01:39:12,580 Chinese color. 1227 01:39:13,580 --> 01:39:15,210 European color. 1228 01:39:15,790 --> 01:39:18,630 Radioactive levels still normal. 1229 01:39:19,170 --> 01:39:20,340 Over. 1230 01:39:20,920 --> 01:39:22,800 European color. 1231 01:40:14,520 --> 01:40:15,890 Until we meet again. 1232 01:40:19,440 --> 01:40:20,940 Affirmative. 1233 01:40:21,480 --> 01:40:25,440 Traveler 14 and Porter 1,204 1234 01:40:25,650 --> 01:40:28,910 advance at steady speed along Corridor 57 1235 01:40:29,120 --> 01:40:31,950 towards Room 282. 1236 01:40:32,490 --> 01:40:35,040 Radioactive levels normal. 1237 01:40:35,250 --> 01:40:36,460 Over. 1238 01:40:36,910 --> 01:40:38,620 Music 37. 1239 01:40:38,830 --> 01:40:41,000 European color. 1240 01:40:49,800 --> 01:40:53,010 Radioactive levels still normal. 1241 01:40:53,640 --> 01:40:55,770 European color. 1242 01:41:04,730 --> 01:41:05,940 Thank... 1243 01:41:06,150 --> 01:41:07,240 you. 1244 01:41:29,510 --> 01:41:33,640 Radioactive levels normal. Over. 1245 01:41:34,220 --> 01:41:36,220 Soviet color. 1246 01:41:45,690 --> 01:41:50,150 Salutations, Mr. Demetrius. Here's the subject of our conversation. 1247 01:41:50,360 --> 01:41:51,280 Thank... 1248 01:41:51,490 --> 01:41:52,410 you. 1249 01:41:56,330 --> 01:41:57,580 Until we meet again. 1250 01:41:57,790 --> 01:41:58,870 Until we meet... 1251 01:41:59,080 --> 01:42:01,120 again, Commissar. 1252 01:42:07,000 --> 01:42:09,550 Radioactive levels normal. 1253 01:42:09,760 --> 01:42:11,800 Chinese color. 1254 01:42:17,060 --> 01:42:20,230 Radioactive levels still normal. 1255 01:42:20,430 --> 01:42:21,600 Chinese color. 1256 01:42:21,810 --> 01:42:23,150 Care for a drink? 1257 01:42:32,200 --> 01:42:34,240 Radioactive levels in the face identical to normal. 1258 01:42:34,450 --> 01:42:35,950 Can I... 1259 01:42:36,160 --> 01:42:37,200 help you? 1260 01:42:37,410 --> 01:42:40,580 - Over. - Soviet color. 1261 01:43:01,390 --> 01:43:03,230 Okay? 1262 01:43:25,580 --> 01:43:27,330 Okay? 1263 01:43:35,720 --> 01:43:38,760 You don't speak? 1264 01:43:55,200 --> 01:43:57,950 You don't speak? 1265 01:44:05,620 --> 01:44:07,040 - Affirmative. - Hello. 1266 01:44:07,250 --> 01:44:13,300 Departure of Africa Air superjet to North-South Pole. 1267 01:44:13,510 --> 01:44:17,010 Over. Direct 5. European color. 1268 01:44:17,220 --> 01:44:20,260 Salutations, Mr. Demetrius. What's wrong? 1269 01:44:20,470 --> 01:44:21,560 She fails... 1270 01:44:21,760 --> 01:44:22,930 to excite me. 1271 01:44:23,140 --> 01:44:25,230 Why? Is she uncooperative? 1272 01:44:26,810 --> 01:44:28,150 She won't... 1273 01:44:28,350 --> 01:44:29,310 speak. 1274 01:44:29,520 --> 01:44:32,650 You chose her yourself in the physical love booklet. 1275 01:44:32,860 --> 01:44:35,320 Yes, but she fails... 1276 01:44:36,150 --> 01:44:37,530 to excite me. 1277 01:44:38,110 --> 01:44:39,870 I'm so sorry. 1278 01:44:40,740 --> 01:44:42,450 It's never happened before. 1279 01:44:44,870 --> 01:44:46,540 - Affirmative. - I'll see what I can do. 1280 01:44:46,750 --> 01:44:50,580 Abnormal ideological reaction of Traveler 14 1281 01:44:50,790 --> 01:44:55,050 to terrestrial technological leisure system. 1282 01:44:58,930 --> 01:45:03,640 Radioactive levels still normal. Over. 1283 01:45:04,390 --> 01:45:06,060 Music 52. 1284 01:45:06,560 --> 01:45:08,520 European color. 1285 01:45:16,570 --> 01:45:18,650 Salutations, Mr. Demetrius. 1286 01:45:19,360 --> 01:45:22,530 This is an exceptional case, you know. 1287 01:45:22,740 --> 01:45:24,330 Yes. 1288 01:45:24,990 --> 01:45:29,540 The allotment for persons in transit is strictly set. 1289 01:45:30,500 --> 01:45:32,920 Under certain conditions, 1290 01:45:33,880 --> 01:45:38,510 we can draw upon secret funds pending special authorization. 1291 01:45:38,720 --> 01:45:41,680 But don't worry, it's all been arranged. 1292 01:45:42,260 --> 01:45:44,260 I would like... 1293 01:45:45,810 --> 01:45:48,100 to thank you. 1294 01:45:48,310 --> 01:45:52,690 Radioactive level in faces identical to normal. Over. 1295 01:45:52,900 --> 01:45:54,440 American color. 1296 01:45:54,650 --> 01:45:56,780 The law is clear: one woman per day. 1297 01:46:04,240 --> 01:46:08,500 Our Minister of Leisure said you're responsible for your actions. 1298 01:46:09,460 --> 01:46:12,670 He asked me to convey his best wishes 1299 01:46:12,880 --> 01:46:16,590 and hopes you'll return to Galaxy 4 with pleasant memories of Earth. 1300 01:46:17,250 --> 01:46:19,170 Until we meet again, Mr. Demetrius. 1301 01:46:21,430 --> 01:46:23,640 Until we... 1302 01:46:23,840 --> 01:46:25,680 meet again, Commissar. 1303 01:46:40,400 --> 01:46:42,200 Salutations. 1304 01:46:44,030 --> 01:46:45,620 You... 1305 01:46:45,820 --> 01:46:47,700 speak. 1306 01:46:49,080 --> 01:46:50,750 Of course I do. 1307 01:46:57,130 --> 01:46:58,710 That's why I'm here. 1308 01:46:58,920 --> 01:47:01,590 Care... for a drink? 1309 01:47:02,050 --> 01:47:03,430 Yes, please. 1310 01:47:04,260 --> 01:47:05,510 Evian. 1311 01:47:08,850 --> 01:47:11,270 What's your name, noble stranger? 1312 01:47:11,480 --> 01:47:12,730 John Demetrius. 1313 01:47:13,270 --> 01:47:14,600 And yours? 1314 01:47:15,190 --> 01:47:17,360 Eleanor Romeovich. 1315 01:47:50,760 --> 01:47:53,230 Have you lived... 1316 01:47:53,850 --> 01:47:56,400 for a long time... 1317 01:47:56,940 --> 01:47:58,230 in the... 1318 01:47:58,440 --> 01:48:01,940 technical capital? 1319 01:48:02,610 --> 01:48:05,360 No, I come from the literary countryside. 1320 01:48:07,570 --> 01:48:10,740 I've only been here 150 years. 1321 01:48:17,080 --> 01:48:18,380 What are you doing? 1322 01:48:19,210 --> 01:48:20,630 What are you doing? 1323 01:48:21,090 --> 01:48:22,090 I am... 1324 01:48:22,750 --> 01:48:23,710 getting undressed. 1325 01:48:23,920 --> 01:48:28,220 Radioactive levels still normal. Over. 1326 01:48:28,430 --> 01:48:30,220 Soviet color. 1327 01:48:31,510 --> 01:48:33,770 Why don't you... 1328 01:48:34,350 --> 01:48:36,690 get undressed too? 1329 01:48:37,850 --> 01:48:39,560 Why do you speak so slowly? 1330 01:48:43,230 --> 01:48:46,950 Because time moves much slower in Galaxy 4? 1331 01:48:47,360 --> 01:48:51,620 - Affirmative. Departure of superjet... - I'd love to go. 1332 01:48:51,830 --> 01:48:55,040 - I've heard Galaxy 4 is amazing. - ...to New York 1333 01:48:55,250 --> 01:48:58,170 - and Tokyo. Over. - Why don't you? 1334 01:48:58,370 --> 01:48:59,830 - Direct 8. - What? 1335 01:49:00,040 --> 01:49:00,920 Soviet color. 1336 01:49:01,130 --> 01:49:02,880 Why don't you get... 1337 01:49:03,090 --> 01:49:05,010 completely undressed? 1338 01:49:05,670 --> 01:49:07,050 No. 1339 01:49:07,260 --> 01:49:09,180 - I don't take off my clothes. - Why not? 1340 01:49:11,140 --> 01:49:13,260 Didn't the commissar explain? 1341 01:49:19,980 --> 01:49:22,020 Everything is specialized now. 1342 01:49:22,230 --> 01:49:25,820 It's quite recent, within the last 300 or 400 light years. 1343 01:49:26,740 --> 01:49:30,450 To you, it must seem old-fashioned... 1344 01:49:31,700 --> 01:49:35,830 but on Earth, it's considered a very modern idea. 1345 01:49:36,540 --> 01:49:40,420 Millions have fought and risked their lives for it. 1346 01:49:41,500 --> 01:49:43,380 What... idea? 1347 01:49:43,590 --> 01:49:45,670 I just told you: 1348 01:49:46,260 --> 01:49:48,340 total specialization. 1349 01:49:49,970 --> 01:49:51,340 For example, 1350 01:49:51,550 --> 01:49:54,050 undressing is not my job. 1351 01:49:55,600 --> 01:49:58,140 The prostitutes who get naked 1352 01:49:58,350 --> 01:49:59,980 are for physical love, 1353 01:50:00,940 --> 01:50:04,190 and know every sexual gesture. 1354 01:50:04,400 --> 01:50:06,360 And... you? 1355 01:50:06,570 --> 01:50:09,740 Me? I'm versed in words. 1356 01:50:11,450 --> 01:50:13,700 I represent sentimental love. 1357 01:50:15,700 --> 01:50:18,250 Love expressed... 1358 01:50:18,450 --> 01:50:19,330 with words. 1359 01:50:19,540 --> 01:50:20,790 Exactly. 1360 01:50:22,420 --> 01:50:24,710 Would you like me to excite you? 1361 01:50:27,840 --> 01:50:29,970 Yes. 1362 01:50:32,260 --> 01:50:33,840 I'll wake up, 1363 01:50:34,430 --> 01:50:36,350 and I'll walk around... 1364 01:50:38,140 --> 01:50:39,640 the town... 1365 01:50:42,690 --> 01:50:45,520 in the streets and squares 1366 01:50:46,190 --> 01:50:47,730 seeking... 1367 01:50:48,940 --> 01:50:50,190 my beloved. 1368 01:50:50,400 --> 01:50:52,610 Radioactive levels normal. 1369 01:50:52,820 --> 01:50:55,570 - Over. - Chinese color. 1370 01:50:56,490 --> 01:50:58,490 Soviet color. 1371 01:51:03,750 --> 01:51:06,590 My beloved slipped his hand through the window... 1372 01:51:07,880 --> 01:51:10,050 and my flesh trembled. 1373 01:51:17,010 --> 01:51:19,470 I longed for him. 1374 01:51:20,600 --> 01:51:23,100 He is the dearest of all young men. 1375 01:51:26,270 --> 01:51:28,690 I found the one my heart loves. 1376 01:51:30,980 --> 01:51:32,530 I seized him... 1377 01:51:33,860 --> 01:51:35,860 and I won't let him go. 1378 01:51:39,870 --> 01:51:42,410 The sex of my beloved is white and red... 1379 01:51:42,620 --> 01:51:43,790 ANTAR MOTOR OIL 1380 01:51:44,000 --> 01:51:46,670 ...because he is as strong as death. 1381 01:51:48,000 --> 01:51:50,630 My sex is a secret garden, 1382 01:51:51,210 --> 01:51:54,220 whose perfume is sweeter than any blossoms. 1383 01:51:55,260 --> 01:51:56,340 Your eyes 1384 01:51:57,220 --> 01:51:59,050 are like doves, 1385 01:52:00,010 --> 01:52:01,390 and my breasts... 1386 01:52:02,520 --> 01:52:04,350 like baby gazelles. 1387 01:52:12,360 --> 01:52:16,320 Noble stranger, enter the garden of your sister and fiancée... 1388 01:52:16,530 --> 01:52:17,910 This doesn't excite me. 1389 01:52:18,450 --> 01:52:19,530 Why not? 1390 01:52:20,330 --> 01:52:22,330 They are words of love. 1391 01:52:23,330 --> 01:52:25,370 I'm sure they are. 1392 01:52:27,790 --> 01:52:29,750 Will you report me? 1393 01:52:30,250 --> 01:52:31,500 No, I... 1394 01:52:32,300 --> 01:52:34,050 won't. 1395 01:52:34,260 --> 01:52:37,010 But something is... 1396 01:52:37,220 --> 01:52:38,300 missing: 1397 01:52:39,470 --> 01:52:40,800 The act itself. 1398 01:52:41,010 --> 01:52:45,100 Words and action? Not together. I told you. 1399 01:52:45,600 --> 01:52:47,350 It's logical. 1400 01:52:47,890 --> 01:52:51,440 I can't speak with my legs, my breasts, my eyes. 1401 01:52:55,690 --> 01:52:58,320 I know... that. 1402 01:52:59,200 --> 01:53:00,820 Shall I start over? 1403 01:53:01,530 --> 01:53:04,450 No, it's... sad. 1404 01:53:05,200 --> 01:53:06,580 I understand. 1405 01:53:07,500 --> 01:53:10,380 Our government was right to eliminate love. 1406 01:53:23,050 --> 01:53:26,850 Radioactive levels in faces identical to normal. 1407 01:53:27,060 --> 01:53:29,390 - American color. - I have... 1408 01:53:29,600 --> 01:53:31,060 - What? - ...an idea. 1409 01:53:32,360 --> 01:53:35,230 There is another part... 1410 01:53:35,440 --> 01:53:37,490 A part of the body 1411 01:53:38,150 --> 01:53:40,490 which speaks and moves at the same time? 1412 01:53:41,450 --> 01:53:43,410 Yes. 1413 01:53:44,620 --> 01:53:45,830 Which one? 1414 01:53:52,630 --> 01:53:54,840 How simple, noble Demetrius! 1415 01:53:55,960 --> 01:53:58,760 By placing our mouths together... 1416 01:53:59,800 --> 01:54:01,470 we will speak 1417 01:54:01,680 --> 01:54:03,720 and at the same time caress each other. 1418 01:54:06,600 --> 01:54:08,350 Yes. 1419 01:54:10,270 --> 01:54:11,690 Will it really work? 1420 01:54:12,400 --> 01:54:13,860 Affirmative. 1421 01:54:14,400 --> 01:54:17,900 Abnormal behavior of Prostitute 703. 1422 01:54:18,530 --> 01:54:22,160 Highly ideological gesture of Traveler 14. 1423 01:54:22,950 --> 01:54:26,990 Radioactive levels normal. Over. 1424 01:54:27,200 --> 01:54:29,250 - Well? - Direct 15. 1425 01:54:29,450 --> 01:54:31,790 - American color. - How strange. 1426 01:54:33,380 --> 01:54:34,960 It's funny. 1427 01:54:36,000 --> 01:54:42,550 I feel like we've invented something dangerous. 1428 01:54:53,650 --> 01:54:55,560 Negative, negative, negative. 1429 01:55:02,450 --> 01:55:05,870 Negative, negative, negative. 1430 01:55:14,210 --> 01:55:19,090 All traces of radioactivity have disappeared. Negative. 1431 01:55:24,630 --> 01:55:25,430 Negative. 1432 01:55:26,300 --> 01:55:30,930 Traveler 14 and Prostitute 703 have made a discovery. Negative. 1433 01:55:31,390 --> 01:55:33,890 They're making love, conversation, and happiness all at the same time. 1434 01:55:34,100 --> 01:55:36,810 Negative, negative, negative... 1435 01:55:46,820 --> 01:55:50,700 THE END